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False Teeth

False Teeth

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

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very funny HA Ha

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Had a chuckle!! Thanks.

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Oh I do like that one Ros. It's very true to life. I read somewhere many years ago that the average man needs to speak something like 3,000 words a day whereas a woman needs to speak about 10,000. I'm saying no more, just making a speedy departure.

Bobby xxx

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The only reason women have to talk so much is because men are too slow to do what they are told the first time, so need to be told again, and again and again ha ha .....

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Is that why they need false teeth earlier than men, because they talk too much.

KOTC

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So true undine! :)

Bev x

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Grrr chasing that Bobby.. :d

Bev x

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Oh you are awful Is4bell4 ! Poor pastor, he wanted to get out of the pulpit and go and play the air guitar !

KOTC

Your daily tonic

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Ha ha ha, he he he. Thank you for that :-) :-) Alison

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