Sometimes I cry. No one sees my tears

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Sometimes .................when I cry...................

no one sees my tears.

Sometimes................. when I am in pain.......

no one sees my hurt.

Sometimes..................when I am worried.....

no one sees my stress.

Sometimes..................when I am happy.......

no one sees my smile.

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But FART !! just ONE friggin' time....

And everybody notices!

And you thought this was going to be one of those

heart-touching stories!.

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  • Lol, x x x.

  • Have you stopped laughing yet medow?

  • Very funny, but also true! Sadie xx

  • Did it PASS the funny test sadie1951 ?

  • Haha I did think it was going to be a soppy story like Sadie said.funny but very true :) xx

  • It had a twist in the end pamela67

  • arrrgh, you beast, I had a tear in my eye! Nice one though

  • Tissues are on there way peeg

  • I was ready to give heart felt wishes but not now farting is not worthy of sympathy! Anyway I always blame it on the dog! X x

  • I always look at the person next to me Tadaw

  • Confess you had me fooled,thought the King had gone maudlin! xx

  • Tearful Eh?

  • Brilliant surprise at the end. I was beginning to get quite emotional - wicked king! :-) :-) :-) Alison

  • Did it blow you away?Alison

  • Across the room, king, smashed into the wall.. :-) :-) Alison

  • Hee HEE

  • Join the rest. I was fooled, King. SO, if you are about to ++++, give us warning, and we will dive for shelter.

  • Get under the duvet, will you Annieseed?

  • On my own, please!!

  • I was already with a supporting reply but had me going there.

    lol

  • You need not reply in the same vein nanaber

  • :D :P

  • A good one always makes you smile jandan !

  • You are such a card King!! Must admit you had me fooled also!! :)

  • jemash fooled, that must be a first

  • very nearly ;)

  • that made everyone laugh, story of the week KOTC

  • Let them all hear it from the hilltops katieoxo60

  • nice one - thank you xx

  • And I've heard a few nice ones undine !!

  • how true the first things were.

    but when I was about ten and living with my foster mother who was not very nice but she had her mother still alive and she was lovely, but we had a very dark passage way to the kitchen and to this day I can hear her Farting but could not see her.

    jan

  • At least you knew where she was jan!

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