ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women go to dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.



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  • Good definition of a committee, Your Majesty. x

  • I should know, I'm on enough of them, but I will not tolerate time wasters Toci.

  • Ah, the quality king ... my hero. :-) :-) Alison

  • My sentiments too Alison, one day you may be my Queen!

  • Ooooooo ... I can't wait to polsh your crown! :-) :-) Alison

  • Elbow grease and brasso required

  • Yep, and a bit of huff. I'll be gentle :-) :-) Alison

  • Thanks for noticing I have character lines King :)

    good those




  • They couldn't be anything else, could they? Witchy

  • ANARCHIST: Someone who will only drink herbal tea, because all property is theft . . .

  • Very clever stilltruckin

  • I like the character lines that is me


  • Typical female jan

  • DECIDE: succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another.

    - Ambrose Bierce.

  • I like it stilltruckin

  • Don't know who said it but:

    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

  • Lots of fools at this end Eh Toci?

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