~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~25 years of marriage
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said
''Darling do you realise 25years ago, I had a cheap flat, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10inch black and white TV , but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25year old.
Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed ,plasma screen TV , but i'm sleeping with a 60 year old Woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.''
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a ,sleeping on a sofa bed...............
I shut up and took out the wheelie bin.
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