KOTC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~25 years of marriage

[KingoftheCocktails]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~25 years of marriage

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said

''Darling do you realise 25years ago, I had a cheap flat, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10inch black and white TV , but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25year old.

Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed ,plasma screen TV , but i'm sleeping with a 60 year old Woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.''

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a ,sleeping on a sofa bed...............

I shut up and took out the wheelie bin.

KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Be reasonable and join BLF and Breathe Easy

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[Toci]

I think it is known as just desserts. x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

I know, but I don't like puddings Toci

[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Lol

[chellshock]

What are you like

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to chellshock]

Just me chellshock. Hope you are recovering well

KOTC

[Hidden]

Your wife is a very astute lady. Not to be misled!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

She is just like her Mum was.annieseed

[lrryjay]

Hi King, I showed this to my wife. She just looked at me with that weird smile and said nothing. Yep you guessed it, I took the wheelie bin out.

See ya, Larry.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to lrryjay]

We all know our place! Larry

[sillywitch]

I like your wife King, she is one sane woman, well maybe a little mad for putting up with you

The witch

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

The two of you would get on very well witch. Could even share the same broomstick hee hee,ha ha,oh oh

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[thatcham1939]

good one king, hubby and me had a good laugh again

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Is hubby still putting the wheelie bin out? Hee HEE

[undine]

brilliant as usual - thank you xx