Some more glorious insults

[KingoftheCocktails]

..................Glorious Insults

* ''I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.''

--------Stephen Bishop

* He is a self made man and worships his creator.''

------- John Bright

* ''I've just learnt about his illness.Let's hope it's nothing trivial.''

-------Irvin S Cobb

* ''He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others''.

------Samuel Johnson

* ''He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.''

-----Paul Keating

* ''In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily''.

----Charles, Count Talleyrand

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Breathe Easy = Friendship

Have a glorious time at your local Breathe Easy group

It's free to join just turn up

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Mon-Fri 9am 5pm

[Toci]

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

― Groucho Marx

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

― Oscar Wilde

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”

― Mae West

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

My mum should have kept the stork toci

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[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Definitely NOT! It would not have been half as entertaining!

[Hidden]

"When people say;

'She's got everything', I've got one answer -

I haven't had tomorrow."

- Elizabeth Taylor

Not really an insult, just a quick wit and a desire to see what another day may bring

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

There's always tomorrow BlakeyC

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[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I know and I haven't had tomorrow yet

[Hidden]

“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” ― George Bernard Shaw

“I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.”

― Oscar Wilde

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

What village should I be at CarrieMe?

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[Sirdandy1]

Hmmmm only another eleven and those two would have a coven !

[Toci in reply to Sirdandy1]

? Is this a quote Sirdandy?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Sirdandy1]

A coming together please ,we already have one 'Witch' on the site(a very good one)

[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Totally agree Your Majesty. x

[KingoftheCocktails]

Is that so Stitch?

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[stilltruckin]

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

[Toci in reply to stilltruckin]

Who is this quoting, stilltruckin?

[stilltruckin in reply to Toci]

I don't know who first came up with it.

[Toci in reply to stilltruckin]

I have heard it before and was curious.

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"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either." — Scott Adams.

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it." — Scott Adams.

"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem." — Scott Adams.

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key." — Scott Adams.

lol like that last one

[Hidden]

Nice insults! One of my fave ones is when Groucho Marx asked a swimming club if his daughter could join. When told they don't accept Jews he said - she is only half jewish. Can she go in up to her waist?

[Hidden]

What beauty's,bless you all,had a good chuckle,so clever,some of them! xxx

[Hidden]

Some good ones here. Stop it give this guy a chance it is hard enough getting new stuff for you guys. Stop poaching . Hee he he .LOL. Berwick

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I can't find who those words were by. Please enlighten me.