Some more glorious insults

..................Glorious Insults

* ''I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.''

--------Stephen Bishop

* He is a self made man and worships his creator.''

------- John Bright

* ''I've just learnt about his illness.Let's hope it's nothing trivial.''

-------Irvin S Cobb

* ''He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others''.

------Samuel Johnson

* ''He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.''

-----Paul Keating

* ''In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily''.

----Charles, Count Talleyrand


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  • “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

    ― Groucho Marx

    “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

    ― Oscar Wilde

    “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”

    ― Mae West

  • My mum should have kept the stork toci


  • Definitely NOT! It would not have been half as entertaining! :p

  • "When people say;

    'She's got everything', I've got one answer -

    I haven't had tomorrow." :)

    - Elizabeth Taylor

    Not really an insult, just a quick wit and a desire to see what another day may bring ;)

  • There's always tomorrow BlakeyC


  • I know and I haven't had tomorrow yet :D

  • “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” ― George Bernard Shaw

    “I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.”

    ― Oscar Wilde

    "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

  • What village should I be at CarrieMe?


  • Hmmmm only another eleven and those two would have a coven !

  • ? Is this a quote Sirdandy?

  • Is that so Stitch?


  • A coming together please ,we already have one 'Witch' on the site(a very good one)

  • Totally agree Your Majesty. x

  • I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

  • Who is this quoting, stilltruckin?

  • I don't know who first came up with it.

  • I have heard it before and was curious. :)

  • "I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either." — Scott Adams.

    "Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it." — Scott Adams.

    "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem." — Scott Adams.

    "On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key." — Scott Adams.

    lol like that last one :)

  • Nice insults! One of my fave ones is when Groucho Marx asked a swimming club if his daughter could join. When told they don't accept Jews he said - she is only half jewish. Can she go in up to her waist?

  • What beauty's,bless you all,had a good chuckle,so clever,some of them! xxx

  • Some good ones here. Stop it give this guy a chance it is hard enough getting new stuff for you guys. Stop poaching . Hee he he .LOL. Berwick

  • I can't find who those words were by. Please enlighten me.

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