Man Logic............Yes .................Men can be logical................Can't they?

.....................................................Man Logic

Woman. Do you drink beer?

Man

Yes

Woman. How many beers a day?

Man

Usually 3

Woman How much do you pay per beer?

Man

5 dollars which includes tip

(This is where it gets a bit scary)

Woman How long have you been drinking?

Man

About 20years

So a beer cost 5 dollars three times a day, puts your spending at around 450.00

dollars a month, in a year 5400.00 approx. dollars, Am I correct?

Man

Correct

Woman

In 1 year you spend 5400.00 ignoring inflation, the past 20 years your spending

is 108.000 dollars, Correct?

Man

Correct

Woman

You know that if you didn't drink the beer your money could have been in an interest savings account, including all the interest for the past twenty years you

could have bought a Ferrari

Man

Do you drink beer?

Woman

No

Man

Where's your Ferrari?..........................

KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

It is logic that you should go to your local Breathe Easy group

It's free to join, just pop along to a monthly meeting

Want details? 03000 030 555Mon -Fri 9am 5pm BLF Helpline( local call rates apply)

Last edited by

14 Replies

oldestnewest
  • Clever thinking, King. Love Annieseedx

  • Pure logic annieseed xxx

  • Loved it xxx

  • Logical thinking Wendells XXX

  • You've got a point king. :-) Alison

  • Definite logic Alison xxx

  • ha-ha yes good one. Like my carlsberg export.

  • That is 'head banging' logic,is that drink!.

  • If the lady had bought the Ferrari, she would have quickly found out that keeping the thing running and on the road would be far more expensive than drinking beer. Could even have driven her to drink!

  • Women have no logic in life johnwr

  • Perhaps she spent it all more wisely - on handbags and shoes! x

  • That's a woman's logic

  • Well said Toci xx

  • Well mine's in the garage until the weekend.

You may also like...