Fishing together,................... with a walk on water!!!!!!!!!

,,,,,The Pastor, The Vicar and The Atheist'

One day, Vicar, a Pastor and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says, ''Oh! No! I left the paddles on the shore!'' So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walks on the water to the shore to get them. Once he had gotten back into the boat the Vicar says ''Oh! No! I left the bait on the shore too!'' And like the Pastor the Vicar exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat and the Atheist yells ''Well if you guys can do it so can I !!!'' and proceeds to climb out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this point the Pastor says, ''Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are.''



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23 Replies

  • I'm drowning in your humour Your Majesty!

  • I will tell you where the stepping stones are,oneday

  • Sneaky .........

  • A little Yep

  • ha hahaha - like that one. :D :D

    anna xxx

  • What you might call 'A good line'

  • No, they shouldn't have told him! Libby x

  • They baited him!

  • :D :D xx

  • I baited you

  • Very good King :)

    Bev x

  • A little bit fishy

  • Brilliant Poseidon! :-) :-) :-) Alison

  • Oh God of the Sea.!!!!

  • Oh, I thought he was King of the sea. Sorry king :-) :-) Alison

  • No need to apologise Alison. King/God much the same Hee HEE

  • Where was Neptune?? xx

  • Sunbathing

  • That's like the guy who fell overboard from his yacht; a passing yacht comes to his rescue, but he says 'no thank you,the Lord will save me'. A lifeboat comes out to him - again, 'no thank you, the Lord will save me'; a helicopter comes out, the winchman comes down - 'no thank you, the Lord will save me'. The man drowns, when he gets to heaven he says 'Lord, why didn't you save me?' the Lord says, 'well, I gave you three chances, what more do you want !'

  • The god Lord is always there when needed

  • Nice one x'

  • A fishy tale

  • this is (((AHHA HAHA! )))

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