English Language(Glorious insults)................Please enjoy these all HealthUnlockders

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........These glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to four-letter words..........................

* A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ''Sir. you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease''

''That depends ,Sir'' said Disraeli,''wether I embrace your policies or your mistress.''

* ''He had delusions of adequacy.''-Walter Kerr.

* ''He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.''-Winston Churchill.

* ''I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with pleasure.''-Clarence Darrow.

*''He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.''-William Faulkner(about Ernest Hemmingway).

* ''Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.''-Moses Hadas.

* ''I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of It,''-Mark Twain.

*''He has no enemies ,but is intensely disliked by his friends.''-Oscar Wilde

*''I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ,if you have one.''-George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

** ''Cannot possibly attend the first night, will attend the second ,if there is one''-Winston Churchill in response

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