A mucky Rhyme

I can recall this as a kid, each person contributes a verse but must start the beginning of the next, and it all ends with

ever seen a police man playing with his

flies are a nuisance

bugs are worse

and that is the end

of my silly bit if verse

I'll start.

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She took them round the corner

to teach them how to

Cook some eggs for breakfast

Cook some eggs for tea

The more you eat

The more you drink

The more you want to

Peter had a rowing boat

The boat did start to rock

now you continue in the same style

lets see how many verses we can get !!

Azaard

aka DD

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  • LOLOICAQI82QB4IP

    Work that one out. lol

    xxRxx

  • Got the laughing out loud and before I pee the rest dunno ? I submit to a quirkier mind than mine pmsl

  • Ere kingy where you gone your Brill at stuff like this ?

  • Laugh out loud, oh i see a queue I hate to queue before I pee!

  • Haha! Nice one ;)

  • Peter had a rowing boat

    The boat did start to rock

    I wanted the boat to stay afloat

    So I held onto his..................... :P

  • That's the idea, just need a few more ;)

  • I wanted the boat to stay afloat

    So i held onto his coxswain

    But what i didn't realise was

    I'd grabbed him by his......... :O

  • But what I didn't realise was

    I'd grabbed hiim by his jacket

    As poor Peter began to fall

    The last thing floating was his............ :o

  • Wallet

  • Packet of liquorice allsorts

    all soft and black

    as I reached out to get them

    I was showing my

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