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The Banana Test------Brain Tester -----KOTC

Of course I talk to myself,

Sometimes I need expert advice

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The Banana Test

Don't look past the animals named until you have decided upon your answer

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,You have 30 seconds

.................................................Don't peek

................................................PLAY FAIR

...........................GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.........................................THE BANANA TEST

...........There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...........

...................................................A Lion

..................................................A Chimp

.................................................A Giraffe

.....................................................AND

..................................................A Squirrel

......................They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to

........................................get a banana off the tree.

......................................Who do you guess will win?

...........................Your answer will reflect your personality

......................................So think carefully

..........................Try and answer within 30 seconds

.......................................Got your answer

................................See below for the analysis

......................................If your answer is:

........................................Lion = you're dull

.................................Chimpanzee=your dense

..........................Giraffe =you're a complete moron

...............................Squirrel= you're hopeless

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

......................................HOW DID YOU DO?

............................A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE

..............................................BANANAS

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax

Have two glasses of wine

A full box of chocolates

GUESS HOW I DID,YOU'RE RIGHT I DIDN'T PASS

Richard

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Come on Richard your not playing fair,us blokes have enough trouble trying to multitask !!!!

Got a headache now.lol well done

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Perhaps I will give you a minute next time it's a difficult one like this

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S--t! I am soooooooooo dense, it's true.

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No change there then libby!

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:-P

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oh dear I am a moron - lol - it was the 30 second rule, my brain does not work quickly :D

anna x

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Just thirty seconds made it a little confusing for you anna. Never mind I am going to increase the time to one whole minute next time!

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I'm thick - annieseedx

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Oh annie, Thick was not in the analysis!

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Ha ha I'm a moron and proud of it lol :-P

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Putting your neck out, aren't you Giraffe

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I'm dense :)

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Yep.You are a monkey!

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Brag, boast, big head etc., etc., I got it LOL (but then I do a lot of these puzzles so probably unfair advantage ) :) xx

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Congratulations scrobbity, Unfortunately there is no analysis category for your answer

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Yeah - big head LOL :) xx

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Oh no haha, I had chosen the giraffe!

xxx

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Stuck your neck out again!

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Haha :-) If only I was as tall and elegant as a giraffe but I'm only 5'3" so more like the squirrel (or chimp LOL)

xxx

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Still lovely and cuddly!

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xxx

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I'm a moron then it is official :)

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A bit old hat dear boy, of course coconut trees don't have banana's they have ko'd Kotc's at the bottom :D

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Knocked a lot of people out Eh?

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Eh!

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Yep.Check their own admissions

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Never play with a monkeys nuts ;)

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I can't believe that. I thought you were more of a monkey

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Just not daft enough to stand underneath one ;) or think banana trees have nuts :D

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That is self opinionated. You are always monkeying around!

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True true, hows things kingy, you hanging ok ?

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I'm still trying to pick a banana !

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Well if its got three spots on the top that'll do, just misspelled your pseudonym and guess what google came up with ?

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And don't blame me, it was googled pre-emptive dictionary.

Ketchup

just goes to show if you ain't watching

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Well I guess I'm happy to be dense, anyway in Lala land you do find bananas on coconut trees 'cos they go well together!

love Tina x :)

All hale the king

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Never tried that, but they go great with shark infested custard :D

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Well it gives you a workout wrestling them from the sharks, not sure I fancy custard with shark p in it! :d

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Lmao, be abit slippery try to catch th the bugger, can just imagine it, bananas and custard on the spoon and s thumping great shark jumping out to grab it, think I'd. Better take dome more medication lol :D

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I'm afraid I am very dense x

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Never mind, I'm ask thick as two short planks at times, just bot tonight ;)

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You are a little cheeky monkey Shirleyj

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The chimpanzee tied the banana on the tree cos the giraffe wanted one and he had a stiff neck and couldn't bend down. So my guess was right :) :)

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It was all a ruse by the lion to get a choice of dinner, squirrel starter anyone? Oh and I'm a moron by the way ha ha xx

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