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The Banana Test------Brain Tester -----KOTC

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Of course I talk to myself,

Sometimes I need expert advice

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Banana Test

Don't look past the animals named until you have decided upon your answer

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,You have 30 seconds

.................................................Don't peek

................................................PLAY FAIR

...........................GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.........................................THE BANANA TEST

...........There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...........

...................................................A Lion

..................................................A Chimp

.................................................A Giraffe

.....................................................AND

..................................................A Squirrel

......................They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to

........................................get a banana off the tree.

......................................Who do you guess will win?

...........................Your answer will reflect your personality

......................................So think carefully

..........................Try and answer within 30 seconds

.......................................Got your answer

................................See below for the analysis

......................................If your answer is:

........................................Lion = you're dull

.................................Chimpanzee=your dense

..........................Giraffe =you're a complete moron

...............................Squirrel= you're hopeless

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

......................................HOW DID YOU DO?

............................A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE

..............................................BANANAS

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax

Have two glasses of wine

A full box of chocolates

GUESS HOW I DID,YOU'RE RIGHT I DIDN'T PASS

Richard

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43 Replies

Come on Richard your not playing fair,us blokes have enough trouble trying to multitask !!!!

Got a headache now.lol well done

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Perhaps I will give you a minute next time it's a difficult one like this

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libby7827

S--t! I am soooooooooo dense, it's true.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827

No change there then libby!

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libby7827 in reply to KingoftheCocktails

:-P

oh dear I am a moron - lol - it was the 30 second rule, my brain does not work quickly :D

anna x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Just thirty seconds made it a little confusing for you anna. Never mind I am going to increase the time to one whole minute next time!

I'm thick - annieseedx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Oh annie, Thick was not in the analysis!

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Claire317

Ha ha I'm a moron and proud of it lol :-P

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Claire317

Putting your neck out, aren't you Giraffe

I'm dense :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Yep.You are a monkey!

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scrobbitty

Brag, boast, big head etc., etc., I got it LOL (but then I do a lot of these puzzles so probably unfair advantage ) :) xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty

Congratulations scrobbity, Unfortunately there is no analysis category for your answer

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scrobbitty in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Yeah - big head LOL :) xx

Oh no haha, I had chosen the giraffe!

xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Stuck your neck out again!

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Haha :-) If only I was as tall and elegant as a giraffe but I'm only 5'3" so more like the squirrel (or chimp LOL)

xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Still lovely and cuddly!

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xxx

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chellshock

I'm a moron then it is official :)

in reply to chellshock

A bit old hat dear boy, of course coconut trees don't have banana's they have ko'd Kotc's at the bottom :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Knocked a lot of people out Eh?

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Eh!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Yep.Check their own admissions

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Never play with a monkeys nuts ;)

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KingoftheCocktails

I can't believe that. I thought you were more of a monkey

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Just not daft enough to stand underneath one ;) or think banana trees have nuts :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

That is self opinionated. You are always monkeying around!

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

True true, hows things kingy, you hanging ok ?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I'm still trying to pick a banana !

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Well if its got three spots on the top that'll do, just misspelled your pseudonym and guess what google came up with ?

in reply to

And don't blame me, it was googled pre-emptive dictionary.

Ketchup

just goes to show if you ain't watching

Well I guess I'm happy to be dense, anyway in Lala land you do find bananas on coconut trees 'cos they go well together!

love Tina x :)

All hale the king

in reply to

Never tried that, but they go great with shark infested custard :D

in reply to

Well it gives you a workout wrestling them from the sharks, not sure I fancy custard with shark p in it! :d

in reply to

Lmao, be abit slippery try to catch th the bugger, can just imagine it, bananas and custard on the spoon and s thumping great shark jumping out to grab it, think I'd. Better take dome more medication lol :D

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Shirleyj

I'm afraid I am very dense x

in reply to Shirleyj

Never mind, I'm ask thick as two short planks at times, just bot tonight ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Shirleyj

You are a little cheeky monkey Shirleyj

The chimpanzee tied the banana on the tree cos the giraffe wanted one and he had a stiff neck and couldn't bend down. So my guess was right :) :)

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undine

It was all a ruse by the lion to get a choice of dinner, squirrel starter anyone? Oh and I'm a moron by the way ha ha xx

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