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Out playing golf...............KOTC

KingoftheCocktails•

11 years ago•16 Replies

................................OUT PLAYING GOLF

Amaqn and his friend were playing golf one day.One of the guys is about to tee off when he sees a funeral procession on the road next to the course.He stops takes off his cap,closes his eyes and bows in prayer.His friend says,''Wow,that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.You truly are a kind man.''

The man then replies

''Yea,well we were married for 35 years.....................''

Richard

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knitter11 years ago

Tee hee !

KingoftheCocktails in reply to knitter11 years ago

Very clever knitter

scrobbitty11 years ago

Hahahaha - nice one, (can't think of any fair golfing remarks at all) xx

KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty11 years ago

Birdied you!Hee HEE

11 years ago

That's a naughty one kingy but I still ha to laugh. xx

KingoftheCocktails in reply to 11 years ago

Just like you,naughty but nice

libbygood11 years ago

Typical golfer, good one though KOTCs.

Lib x

KingoftheCocktails in reply to libbygood11 years ago

I have never played that game!

11 years ago

Cough, splutter - please!!!! Kingy!!!

A warning would be nice - just lost a mouthful of my coffee - well, at least my screen will get cleaned today LOL

Sandra x x x

KingoftheCocktails in reply to 11 years ago

Sorry Sandra,I didn't mean to give you work!

wowsa11 years ago

Good one KOTC - well up to standard.

KingoftheCocktails in reply to wowsa11 years ago

Par for the course!

11 years ago

thanks so funny xx

KingoftheCocktails in reply to 11 years ago

Put you on the fairway to laughter

11 years ago

Definitely up to par with that one my king

Tina x

KingoftheCocktails in reply to 11 years ago

I'll give you an Eagle for that one!

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