Two. Hillbillies walk into a resterant while having a bite to eat they talk about there moonshine operation, Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich begins to cough, After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress ,
One of the hillbillys looked at her and says kin ya swaller ? the woman shakes her head ( no) then he asks can ya breath ,? The woman begins to turn blue and she shakes her head ( no) the hillbilly walks over to the woman lifts up her dress, yanks down her draws, and quickly gives her right cheek a lick with his tongue , the woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth , as she begins to breath again the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table, His partner says, ya know I'd heerd of that there !" Hind lick " maneever but I ain't neever seed nobody do it efore !