The Harley Rider..........what a way to ride Health Unlockders

................The Lord and The Harley Rider read to the end it has a happy ending!!!!!!

..A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and ,in a booming voice,the Lord said,

''Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,I will grant you one wish''.

The biker pulled over and said,''Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want''.

The Lord said ''Your request is materialistic,think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind'',

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally ,he said''Lord I wish that I and all men could understand women.I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries,what she means when she says nothing's wrong,and how I can make a Woman truly happy''.






THe Lord replied,''You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?.



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42 Replies

  • Another brilliant one, please do not let Bobby read it though he will have a field day with this one xxx Julie

  • You should have known Bobby would get into reading it some how

  • Too late Julie I have read it. I think the biker should hold out for a six lane highway. Trying to get men to understand women must be nearly impossible. Even women don't understand women.

    Bobby xxxx

  • Are you stalking me ? blimey you got there quick Julie xxxx

  • I had just finished giving wifey her tea. (Make a note of that). She goes to the gym on Tuesdays and Fridays and I pick her up at 7 so I had just got back in. I don't do stalking having been stalked by wifey 10 years ago. lol

    Love from Bobby xxxx

  • I noted you said''Giving wifey her tea'' take away I suspect


  • Bobby stalks any one with a skirt on

  • With your experience of women Bobby,if you can't understand them what chance have I got?

  • Absolutely none Richard. lol


  • I thought so


  • When men can understand women the world stops turning.

    Loved it :d

    Tina xx

  • It'll just keep on turning!

  • Of course women understand women. Doh ! :) xx

  • My wife can't understand herself let alone another woman.A bit like you me thinks


  • It makes us more interesting though LOL x

  • Yep.That is so true.

  • Richard

    Have you ever noticed how women aways have to look at each other when they talk. It creates havoc when they are driving


  • Ooooh, a dig a women drivers .... you are brave Bobby!!!!

    The only insurance claim I've had to fill out involved men drivers rear ending my car!!!!

  • When we changed the car to an automatic I was coming up to a junction, put my foot on the clutch which turned out to be the brake............a police car ran into the back of me. He He...

  • LOL .... must have been travelling too fast and too close, then... and I presume the police officer was male? :)

    Sandra x x x

  • Of course, a women would not be that stupid. xx

  • mmmm, thought as much :)

    Sandra x x x

  • ???????????????????????????????????????????????Ibeg to differ

  • Only a blonde

  • Don't be so presumpious nowheeze

  • Did he knick you? exblonde

  • Certainly not he was at fault and fussed around making sure I was allright. I can still do the blondie act works a treat every time, you guys are soooo gullable, but we love you xx

  • I had one very blonde daughter. I know every trick she pulled so blondes don't fool me at all. lol

    Bobby xxxx

  • Ho ho or so you think - what was about men being soooo gullible lol

  • You casn't fool me blondie.Can you?

  • Sopped a bit quick without looking nowheeze?

  • You tend to stop at red traffic lights - pity guys don't seem to realise this :) x x x

  • touche - well said - nowheeze xx

  • Red and Yellow and oh what was the other colour? nowheeze

  • And here was me thinking the traffic light colours were Red, Amber and Green .... :)

  • Well spotted

  • Yes, it's that eye for detail - must be a female thing .... just like red traffic lights and red tail lights .... shame guys don't recognise them ..... LOL x x x

  • We can't be perfect all the time!

  • .... :) Unlike us women :) x x x

  • That's a smasher!!!

  • Forgot to say good joke though thanks again KOC xx

  • You are really welcome.Tune in daily

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