Pulled over by the police (joke)

Pulled over by the police (joke)

Yes, yes, this joke is really stupid, but it made me laugh haha!!!

Late one Friday a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically.

He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

''Aye, so I have.

'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those.

Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know.

Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...''

And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said,

''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.''

''Why? Don't ye believe me?''

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  • Ha ha,that's a good un :) :) like it x

  • Lol - that was a good one, :D xx

  • I liked that one.

    Bobby xxxx

  • Didn't expect that punchline - haven't heard this one before - like it :D xx

  • nice one

    Berwick xxx

  • :D :D :D HEHEH! X

  • LOL :d :d :d I do love chuckles :)

  • ROFLOL

    xxxx

  • Very funny I dont know where you find them but there always good thanks xx julie

  • Like it x

  • good one

  • That was me ,but please don't tell the wife koala

    Richard

    your daily tonic

  • Your secret is safe with me.

  • Very clever and funny.

  • Very funny :)

  • very good thank you x

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