A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze & fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by & dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm & happy, & soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing & came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, & promptly dug him out & ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy,
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend,
(3) & when ur in deep shit,its best to keep ur mouth shut. xx