This will probably get dumped but it has a moral to it!!

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze & fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by & dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm & happy, & soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing & came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, & promptly dug him out & ate him.


Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy,

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend,

(3) & when ur in deep shit,its best to keep ur mouth shut. :) xx

18 Replies

  • Soooooo true, thank you for this x

  • Hahahahaha :D

  • Lol!

  • Worthy of the shaolin - bit more earthy praps. Loved it good post.

  • Loved it and how true

  • So funny :-D

    polly xx

  • Had'nt heard that one before!! Lol xx



  • There you are ! How are you - too long no see :-)

  • I,m fine & missing you too my friend.

    Hope you are as well as can be

    Love n hugs



  • Haven't heard that one in donkeys years, but it's as true today as it was then, if not more so.

    :D :D :D

  • Ha ha! Brill.

    Liz x

  • Good one jandan all very true.

    Lib x

  • I loved it Jan. Now go and sit in the naughty corner like a good girl

    Love from Bobby xxxx.

  • Grand slam. Good. One. Had agreat laugh keep them coming.

  • What a load of ....!!!

  • It's a great one I have it printed on a tea towel. xxxx

  • I've heard a different version of that one where it is bull's dung that warms him up, and he goes to the top of the tree to sing and a little boy shoots him dead with a air rifle the punch line to that one being 'When you get to the top by bullsh*t keep your mouth shut'

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