This one will NOT offend at least only the olds

Getting Married

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."

21 Replies

  • Ha ha ha Jan love it! I am not oldist :) :)

    Bev x

  • Great, loved this, ha ha ha

  • Oh I'm utterly depressed now. I need all of those. :D :D

  • hahaha just love it

  • haha love it, did not have a clue how it would end,


    xx Ros xx

  • Love it Janet, & needed it :D


  • Very good. :)

  • :-)

  • Loved it,would never have guessed the ending!! xxx

  • Good one

  • Brilliant, not where i thought it was going haha xx

  • Still funny but an oldie like me!!

    I know some even older and riskier ones than that and would be banned! In this P.C society.

    OFF my hobby horse now and back to my hospital bed!

    O.H will be going to live with daughter in Dorset, whilst I now have a Tumour to cope with

    Had to go to A & E with cellulitis and all the scans discovered the tumour. A blessing really

    As else it would gone unnoticed


  • Great Jan! more funnys huny! could do with lots of laughs :D XXX

  • Great ending :D

    Lynne xx

  • Grandslam. Very good. Super ending.

  • Excellent lol


  • Brilliant. Had no idea that was coming.

  • Fab U Lous. Gosh how I have missed the fun will have to get son to show me how to access the internet whilst on boat he does it to keep in touch with his business. xxxx

  • Laughter is the best medicine

  • I enjoyed that and read it with interest. I thought it might have ended up with the V word.

  • Brilliant !

    Liz x

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