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The local radio station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had

just married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining

that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus

ringmaster when in her 40's, then a preacher in her 60's - and now, in her 80's,

the funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married

four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and patiently explained... "I married one for the money, two for the show,

three to get ready, and four to go."

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The best so far, love it.

Tina x :d

Good one

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Toci

Very funny. x

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appyalison

Thank you Jandan - a little titter before bed! :-) :-) Alison

Love it :) Bev x

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PompeyBob

Good one Jandan

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scrobbitty

Laughed this morning, is that still okay? :D :D

Love this one Joyce

Great one!! xx

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KingoftheCocktails

Yep Laughing again

Richard

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Bliss2

Love it x

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sassy59

Excellent Jan. xxxxx

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undine

very funny thank you x

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