Sit down with a cuppa and contemplate


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumd boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay£2 for an item he needs

A woman will pay £1 for an item she doesn't need

A woman worries a bout the future until she gets an husband

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A suuccessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men,but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed

Women somehow deteriorate during the night

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman-

before marriage and after marriage.


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22 Replies

  • Good laugh, nice one Richard

  • I hope you ducked when I threw that brick at you :D

  • Quack,ouch!

  • I'm kinda relating to the overnight deterioration purely because that assumes I don't during the day :)

  • Your beauty sustains throuight the day

  • Very true those Richard


  • I think they sum uo the female species!Ouch ,ouch ,ouch,Stop it girls

  • Why don't you love 'living' dangerously. Both of you!

    Love and hugs Tina xx :o

  • Get back into your cage Tiger

  • So do you have the chair and whip handy?


  • You'd be surprised what I have got!

  • Chocolate to make me purr like a kitten? Pretty please x

  • You milked that one!

  • More than that if you have read 50 shades of grey, alwayssmiling

  • on rocky ground now

    think I will have to start posting........................

  • Please carry my guest!!!!

  • Took note,that it is the male species answering!! Wonder why(just looking for my pop gun!!)

  • We have to get our word in sometimes

  • Grand slam great one. All very true. And I am female.

  • Thank you grandslam.Female Eh?

  • Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear Richard - you are in danger of sparking a 'war of the sexes' you poor deluded man - do you not know by now you cannot win! LOL xx

  • Surprise, surprise, noone has complained about this joke being incorrect which makes a nice change. Well done, King

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