Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumd boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay£2 for an item he needs
A woman will pay £1 for an item she doesn't need
A woman worries a bout the future until she gets an husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A suuccessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men,but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman-
before marriage and after marriage.
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