You have heard the saying the best laid plans etc well I had a lovely dinner planned Lamb steaks, new potatoes etc as I said on another post.
Well here is a hint -
DO NOT START THE NEW STEPHEN KING BOOK sitting in the garden when you are supposed to be cooking your Sunday dinner and do not leave your inhaler in your cardi pocket!
My smoke alarm works anyway and I have one saucepan less. I put my lovely new potatoes on and just clean forgot.
There I was sitting in the garden thinking, I think I am going to enjoy this book, when I heard a whinning type sound. I looked around puzzled and then realised the noise was coming from inside my house so I rushed (as much as I can) inside and there was black smoke coming from the vicinity of my cooker - yep I had completely forgotten I had put my pots on and they had boiled dry. Smoke in my eyes, breathing coming quickly and I reach for my inhaler whoops its out in the garden I staggered over to the cupboard got a new one a couple of puffs and burst out ................................. laughing I think I have previously told you I can't cook !!!!
The moral of this story is nothing really just I am the putz everyone thinks I am
ps the lamb steaks were a Barnsley chop as well, see I don't even know what I am cooking!!