.......................Light hearted in the gtarden
A little boy goes up to an old gardener and says''what do you put on your rhubarb?'' ''well usually rotted horse manure''replies the gardener.''we have custard on ours '' says the boy.
Did you hear about the successful bonsai tree grower?
He ended up looking for a house with a smaller garden,
How do you stop moles digging in your garden? Hide their shovels.
A small boy is helping his dad dig up potatoes''what I want to know'' he say''why you buried the darn things in the first place.''
What sort of animal is a slug? A snail with a housing problem.
Gardener to a friend''do you know where I could get some slug pellets/'' he says '' have you tried Boots?'' ''I want to poison them,not kick them to death!''
Two slugs are are slithering along the pavement.They go round a corner and get stuck behind two snails''oh no''says one ''caravans''
Man to neighbour ''can I borrow your lawnmower?'' neighbour ''No she's not home yet''.
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
My wifes a water sign,I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
Why did the bull rush?
Because he saw the cow slip
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his toe nails red.
Why did the radish blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing
My mothers menu consisted of two choices
Take it or leave it
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started,emit foul smells and don't work half the time
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