Had to tell you these jokes LOL
I know they're rubbish but rubbish jokes sort of make me laugh haha!
Phoned the BLF helpline today.
The nurse asked, "What exactly is wrong with your wife's breathing?"
I said, "She keeps doing it."
After a romantic dinner. I knelt down in front of my girlfriend. "It's really hard to say this.."
"Yes! " She screamed with the tears of joy in her eyes.
...Stupid bitch. I was having an asthma attack.
I've just met an asthmatic vampire, Vlad the inhaler
I'm not surprised that Holland have suddenly got into cricket.
It probably seems fast-paced and exciting if you're high on weed all the time.
How many Brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two actually - one to secure a stepladder, climb it wearing a hard hat, and attach the light bulb - and another to carry out a risk assessment on the operation and to assess whether it is worth carrying on or whether cuts and the national deficit mean screwing in light bulbs will have to be dropped.
Being from Scotland, I love the summer.
It's my favourite day of the year.