Marriage or Relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for all HeathUnlocders

,,,,,,,,...........,,,,,,,Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other.............

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's.

then adopt a dog

If you want someone willing to go out,at any hour

for as long and whenever you want...

then adopt a dog

If you want someone who will never touch the remote,

doesn't care about football,

and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

then adopt a dog

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed

just to warm your feet

and whom you can push off if he snores

then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do ,

doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,

fat or thin,young or old

who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to

and loves you unconditionally,perpetually

then adopt a dog

BUT, on the other hand,

if you want someone who will never come when you call,

ignores you totally when you come home

leaves hair all over the place

walks all over you.

runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,

and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.








then adopt a cat!

You thought I was going to say .....marry a man,didn't you?



Ensure your happinness,go to your local Breathe Easy group

It's free to BLF Helpline for information 03000 030 555 Mon -Fri 10am 6pm

Or check out the British Lung Foundation's web site

21 Replies

  • yes I did think that .. lol loved it :) Anna

  • Caught you out psorias!

  • Oh, I really must think outside the box .... I thought you meant have a child..... :)

  • No nowheeze it wasn't that!

  • What can you mean - marry a man? :)

    We had the choice of having either a dog or a cat. On reading your curriculum vitae on both species, I have come to the conclusion that Kevin the Killer Kat doesn't live up to any of those qualities and must therefore be Jack the Ripper in disguise.

  • Do you really think that is right?

  • Yes x

  • I dont know about dog or cat King but you described my four offspring to a tee


  • But they are special,

  • If you want someone who licks their bits and then tries to lick your face...then adopt my dog....x

  • You would not part with your beloved friend hefferpuffer

  • Ha Ha,did-int expect that ending! xx

  • Bit of a twist

  • Great one Richard. I loved that.


  • Thank you Bobby

  • That would be great for animal shelters to use. Gina

  • They would love it

  • Great, and so true. I have a gorgeous dog who loves me to bits but he stamps his darned feet when I tell him no.

  • My Badger quite often gets a cob on and sulks if he doesn't get his own way.I love him to bits.

  • hi I like that, I knew it possibly was a dog, you can talk to them and tell them anything and they wont answer back, but they will sit on the controls though and change channels, my hubby tom and I like totally different tv progammes, and if it my turn he is absolutely bored.


  • Poor Tom .I sympathies with him totally

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