CHUCKLES............You'll love it .............Hee HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

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Can't eat pork

...................................Swine flu

Can't eat chicken

...................................Bird flu

Can't eat beef

...................................Mad cow

Can't eat eggs

...................................Salmonella

Can't eat fish

...................................heavy metal poisons in their water

Can't eat fruits and veggies

...................................insecticides and herbicides

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.I believe that leaves chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

............................Remember.............Stressed

,.............................spelt backwards! is

...................................DESSERTS

Tell this to your friends and you will lose 2 pounds.

Don't tell you friends and you will gain 10 pounds immediately

...................................That's why I had to tell you

........................................I didn't want to risk it

..........................And I wanted to put a smile on you faces

Richard

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I wanted to put a smile on your faces by reminding you to go to Breathe Easy

Not a member,it's easy to join,just go along or phone BLF 03000 030 555 for details

Mon -Fri 10am 6pm or visit the British Lung Foundation website

[newlands]

Love that yum yum xx

[azaard in reply to newlands]

Cant have chocolate its affro thingyac---------causes rug rats

cant have icecream cos' the chocolate gets me all hot and bothered-----------so the ice cream melts

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

Think sensibly azaard ,it's food!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to newlands]

I thought you would find it tasty newlands

[sillywitch]

Oh dear i,ve eaten to much beef, people keep saying I,m a Mad Cow LOL

[scrobbitty in reply to sillywitch]

oooops no hope for me then, steak burger on the menu tonight

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

Hopeless,absolutely hopeless scrobbity

[azaard in reply to sillywitch]

Nah!! It's all on yet head

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

What a head azaard!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Got it in one!

[scrobbitty]

I knew chocolate and ice cream were the good guys

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

Behave scrobbity.

[Hidden]

Kingy.... is that pounds as in £'s or as in lbs.

Cause if it's in £'s, I'm staying quiet x x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Typical Scot !!! Heeheeheeheehee! wheeze hehehehehe

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

azzaerd ,please refrain from jokes that could upset certain nationalities.

Even if it is a good one Hee HEE

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Typical Scot !!! Heeheeheeheehee wheeze a bit hehehehe xxxx

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

Canny, but you still luv me don'tcha ? x x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Yehhhhhh!!! Xxxxx((((((H))))))xxxxX

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

right back atcha hun bun x x x x x ((((((((((S))))))))))

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Ia this a long standing luv relationship?

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Oh, very

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Is it Engaging????

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

we think so

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I'll put you on the scales nowheeze

[dall05]

Chuckles! I reckon you King, and azaard could be the 'Chuckle Brothers' in disguise.

There's plenty of chuckleing goes on down at our Breathe Easy even though we have said goodbye to some good friends recently.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

There is no telling what dall05 and the King get up to!

[Hidden]

Mmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

That looks like you had a good laugh

[Latte]

not telling anyone i need to gain...

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Latte]

hufferpuffer is looking after that for you Latte

[hufferpuffer]

sending sticky choccy kisses! xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Can I try one of them?

[thatcham1939]

lovely ice cream, chocolate puddings, Fry chocolate cream, Turkish delights and many more. but being insulin dependant, I cant have any of them, but I can pass a lovely cake shops now.

my son saids there is a Cadbury Chocolate shop, in the Galleria in Hatfield, he is trying to take me there, beasly man. but I can enjoy bananas and apples, I count myself lucky

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Hi jan.Live on your SWEET dreams

[copdber]

OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmFrys Chololate cream my very very favourite followed by cadbuarys turkish delight. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

You will be icky!