Couldn't resist sorry

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

'If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day.'

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said

'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

The Bastard is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man !!!

12 Replies

  • Oh, Jan, that was funny, so funny. :)

    Well cheered me up that did :) x x x

  • :D :D More please !

  • hehehehe!! I loved it, I'm smiling again :)

  • Never you mind,,anything more than a mouthlull is a waste,,,quality not quantity is what counts,xxxx :P

  • That is so funny Jan.

    I tend to avoid mirrors - I think mirrors 'tell' lies.

    What are you using to liquidise his meals?



  • Another goodie,txs.xx

  • Good laugh, Jandan! I thought you were going to say, you stuff the loo paper in your bra. That used to happen in the past.

  • Hehe, very funny. Thank you fr lifting the mood :-) Alison

  • :D :D :D


  • Poor man.!!!

  • nice to see so many smily faces "nice one jan, more than a handfull is waste.bless you


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