Smile please and help me out xxx

The value of a Catholic education and a pencil………..

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School…

Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,

I'll break it in Half !'

The nun fainted…!

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  • Praise be to the Lord.I bet even he is laughing

    KOTC

  • OH PMSL tens please :D

  • :D :D

  • ROFLMAO PML

    Back on top form, Jan

    Tears still rolling down my cheeks

    Good 'un :d

  • Really funny I loved it. Just at the right time too thank you xxx

  • Haha LOL :-) Genius!

  • That is so funny. Love it.

    Annec

    xxxxx

  • That is great. So is you getting your fun side back.

    Lynne xx

  • The last one was cleaner but not quite as funny as what crossed my mind. ;-)

    In my defence it passed straight through very quickly straight out the other ear :p

    Ooooh but it made me laugh :o

  • Forgive me Father.......!! I am smiling,unfortunately my smilies come out as ?? Marks on this site,but not on any other xx

  • that's really funny. Deffo have a smile on my face, thank you

  • Oh my that has started my day off well :) :)

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