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What has the milkman done for you???????????


................................Some more notes left in milk bottles for the milkman.

Please leave an extra pint of paralysed mill

Milkman ,please could I have a loaf but not bread today.

Please cancel milk.I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.

Sorry not to have paid your bill befere,but my wife had a baby and I have been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.

Please send me details about cheap milk as I'm stagnant.

When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler,let the dog out and put newspaper inside the screendoor.PS don't leave any milk.

No milk. Please do not leave milk at no 14 either as he is dead until further notice.

Please send me a form for cheap milk,for I have a baby two months old and did know about it until a neighbour told me.

My daughter says she wants a milk shake,Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?

My back door is open.Please put milk in fridge,get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence,because we want to play bingo tonight'


Richard KOTC


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21 Replies

A lady does not divulge her secrets ...................... ;)

You did say lady scrobbity.So you may divulge your secrets!

Well that leaves it clear for you then....? (only joking, honest)

scrobbitty in reply to libby7827

arg! rolling around laughing and it 'urts so bad :) :)


Correctly put Lib.

My mother said I was a lady and I believe her :) The fact she did time for fraud is beside the point !

Hidden in reply to scrobbitty

THAT's where I remember you from .... happy days :)

Fraudulently producing you Eh?

Those a hilarious!

When I lived in London we had a SINGING POSTMAN. We heard him every day, it was so lovely, and he was such a friendly man.

Ok postman not milkman, but nevermind haha

We have a whingeing postie.,but he has a heart of gold,reads all my post before I get it so that he can tell me about any bad news ,Mind you he normally tells the neighbours first

I refuse to give you the name of my milk man as he may be recognised!! but we have same colour hair :D

Do you both enjoy the same things??

I have a friend, Chris, who was a milkman (although he was not my milkman).

He is a lovely man and has recently been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Chris is having chemotherapy (once every week for three weeks and he has one week off).

I think that it is 'when he goes' and not 'if he goes' but I'm hoping that he will be free from any pain while he is still here.



Sounds like a superb guy.My prayers are with him.

thankfully we have a good humoured milkman, my husband put a note out n the bottle and on the note he put out said that number of pints we wanted and the baby was born during the night, and he put the baby looks like you.

the mlkman left a note congratulions if he grow up like me he will have plenty of women


I am still trying to think of an answer to that without myself getting into trouble

At uni we lived in student flats and had milk and bread delivered. We decided to change from uncut to sliced bread because the uncut was going off, so we kept putting out these Please....Thank You notes to the milky but nothing changed so one day oot of frustration someone wrote "Milkman, FFS leave sliced bread in future". It worked a treat, obviously the only language he understood!

For Funny Students only!

Thank you cheered me up this morning

That's the name of my game undine,keep reading.

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