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Stringing me along.................. KOTC

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....................................Stringing along

A piece of string enters a pub and orders a beer.the barman says

''Look pal,it's nothing personal but we don't serve string in here,we had some trouble with some twine last year''

''Fair enough '' said the string and he leaves.

Next day the the string comes back in and the barman says,''I told you yesterday,we don't serve string-now get out!''

The piece of string promptly leaves but he returns the next day,and the next and all week and every time the barman throws him out.Finally the barman has enough and threatens the string.

''You're pushing your luck,''he says ,''If you come back in here tomorrow,you'll be sorry!''

Sure enough ,next day,the string comes in.The barman loses his cool and snatches the string and whacks it on the bar about a dozen times.Then he ties it in a knot,swings it around his head and throws it into the wall.Finally he gives it to his dog,which chews it up and spits it out.The barman finally throws the string out of the door and says

''There let that be a lesson to you-WE DON'T SERVE STRING!''

Next day ,the string comes in ,still tied up and all tatty.

''Oh for goodness sake!''.says the barman,''Look ,we don't serve string

and you are,are you not a piece of string?''

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'' No '',says the string,''I'm a frayed knot!''

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libby7827 profile image
libby7827

Ha ha, but I hope that string was British made?

azaard profile image
azaard in reply to libby7827

Nah it's twinese :D

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libby7827 in reply to azaard

Haha - clever!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827

He should be knotted libby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

Careful azard,I'll have you strung up by the you know who.

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azaard in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Ere my plums have suffered enough lately don't you think :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

How do you think mine feel after a day like today!!!!!Eh azaard

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azaard in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Yeh!! Ground walnuts come to mind, hope yet ok!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

As is said azaard'laugh and the world laughs with you'and that is my motto

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827

Real debn Bailer twine

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azaard

Hahahahagag!! Keep e'm coming boyo, keep e'm coming :P

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

I'll keep stringing you along azaard!

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azaard in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Yer that one was certainly strung out :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

No frayed edges though

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raptor

DEARY DEARY,,That was a bit stringy that joke,,hahahahahahhahh :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to raptor

Like your last steak Eh?raptor

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azaard in reply to raptor

Ropey more like. hehehehe cough!! ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard

Like the rope they put through the bulls nose I don't wonder

LOL :) Just what was needed, thanks x x :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

What .To be tied up in knots of laughter?Good on you nowheeze

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

No no, that was nothing but a nasty rumour .... not at all into bondage! :) just laughter :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Rumours Eh,I heard you like a bow TIE!

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

only on James Bond .....

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Another feather to your BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

ROFLOL :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I no understand the lingo

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Roling on floor laughing out loud - I had a teenager living with me - I soon picked up their lingo .... along with their washing etc.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Thats made me roll on the floor.Super

Hahaha! Excellent! :-)

But... oh dear, is this joke upsetting to string, if some were to visit? Or knots? Would they unravel? ;-)

koala

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I think you are striking a CORD koala

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scrobbitty

I really must learn not to read your blogs and drink coffee at the same time. My screen is now splattered and I have had to get off by backside to get a cloth! Stop being so funny ! :)

Actually don't ! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty

I'll tie your arms down with string while you are reading and laughing scrobbity

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bewildered

Peter Stringfellow will knot like such behaviour :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to bewildered

He would be laughing his knots off bewildered

No strings attached to this joke is there.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

No ,it has been untied.lovemelovemydogs.I said it was a Doggy joke,sort of.

A relief the string section can have a laugh together

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I hope it is more than a Quartet Farmhouse!

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phillips1

I think you are just stringing us along Bob

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1

Bob,Bob,Bob as if ?

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thatcham1939

good one king, had a good laugh with hubby

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

Did yiu tie hin up in knots

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