Ducks in Heaven

Ducks in Heaven


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St Peter says,

"We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them

the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day the second woman steps accidentally on a duck. Aalong comes St Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.

One day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St.Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

The End

13 Replies

  • That's me for the handsome bloke then ;)

  • Quack quack! Very good can't stop laughing. :)

    Bev x

  • Now I've got a big smile on my face to start to the day after a bad night thank you, Ps felt a bit guilty had duck for my dinner last night hope it was not the ones that have been stood on,mattcass

  • HAHAHAHAHAH,,,Nice one,, :)

  • Hahahaha...

  • Very good lol

  • Now we know what we've got to do girls! But will we have the breath to do it justice?

  • Pepsi

    You really made me laugh with that one. Excellent. Bobby xxx

  • Ha,ha,this is a very funny one I couldn't help laughing, anymore!?

  • LOL ... I like a good laugh in the morning - helps clear the phlegm! Well done :)

  • That,l be me for the buff young man then :D after all it is for eternity :D


  • this is a good one, shall recycle to my family x

  • Quack Quack Hee HEE

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