A Long One For The Ladies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........................................You don't have to believe all this

MEN ARE LIKE

........Coffee,the best ones are rich,warm and can keep you up all night long

MEN ARE LIKE

........ Commercials,you can't believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Computers,hard to figure out and never have enough memory

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Coolers,load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Copiers , you need them for reproduction,but that's about it.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Curling irons,they're always hot and in your hair.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Cement,after getting laid they take a long time to gey hard.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Government Bonds,they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE

........High Heels,they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE.

.........Horoscopes,they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Lava Lamps,fun to look at but not all that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Mascara,they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Popcorn,they satisfy you but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Place mats ,they only show up when there's food on the table.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Used cars,both are easy-to-get,cheap and unreliable.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Bank machines,once they withdraw they lose interest.

MEN ARE LIKE

........Bananas ,the older they get ,the less firm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Newborn babies,they're cute at first,

but pretty soon you get tired of clearing up their c***

MEN ARE LIKE

........Crystal.some look real good,but you can still see right through them.

Richard

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

MEN ARE LIKE

.........Woman ,they both like going to Breathe Easy.

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  • Yeah, that just about sums men up, King .... how insightful of you to notice :)

  • I try to be fair.

  • I like popcorn, there's always loads in the bowl.

  • You can get some satisfaction!

  • Daughter and me had a right laugh at this hubby and D F are sitting there with very confussed looks on their faces which is making so laugh even more now i am **********having a**********coughing fit***************************

    Stop making me laugh******************************* until I get rid of this*********************************************************cough********************************* :d

  • Oh dear!

  • Oh at last a truthful insight into the male :d well done Richard XXX

  • Where are all the men tonight????

  • Ah, your humour I do miss hun, enjoyed it, hope you are keeping well xx

  • You can always have a look in to catch up on my blogs for a laugh.

    nice to hear from you

    Richard

  • What would we do without you!

  • Maybe do a little housework!!!

  • Promised a long one now disappointment breathe with a wistful sigh ;-)

  • A little bit short Eh?

  • Men eh promise a lot and come up short :D

  • Hi there king of which cocktail? Found your comments on Men very amusing. Thank you made me smile for the day. Audrey

  • Many cocktails over the years.I have just finished My life with Cocktails 1969-1995. as a write up for part of my entry into Duke of Edinburgh inspired Discovery Awards,for the over 55's Silver Award

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