After getting a bit low yesterday my daughter offered to take me out for a meal and as her partner was paying what else could I say but yes.
So I girded those famous loins and took an extra pill and off I went All went well and I arrived on time and outside the restaurant there was my daughter waving at me because there was a parking space right outside the door (by the way this restaurant is all of 5 minutes away by car but a marathon away to walk). So there I was just backing into the space when some "ahole" drove straight in behind me There was still just enough space left but I panicked and got out of my car leaving it with the nose stuck right into the road!!
Now here is where it gets really funny - well I think so - grabbing my Ventolin and taking a good deep inhalation I really laid into this middle aged man with an obviously little "P" complex going by his car Meanwhile my daughter had taken my keys from me and had reversed my car into the space quite easily that wasn't the real point because I am sure I would have parked it eventually. But unfortunately there was a great queue of cars all of which were patiently waiting to go down the road and I had blocked it. However it was not me or my daughter who was embarrassed but the idiot who had parked without waiting because I got a round of applause and his bimbo wife made him say sorry and she sent a bottle of wine over in the restaurant. I just hope he has learnt his lesson
DO NOT PARK WHERE A GERIATRIC IS TRYING TO REVERSE THEY ARE DANGEROUS