Poor KOTC.had to go to doctor this morning

................Not feeling to good recently so this morning I was off to the Doctor.There is a new Doctor at the surgery,sometimes nice to get a second opinion.I always take a list of my ailments with me in case I forget what I want to say,not unusual for me.

''Good morning Doctor.I have for some while now been suffering with a cold,itchy head,itchy face and ears,shakes,giddy and a tingling tongue in the morning''

''OK'' says the doctor ''I will change your medication,It might not help but it may,let me know how you get on''

So simple ,these second opinions.



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Q,what was in last nights cocktail

diagnosis. Hangover

remedy. take more water with it

hehehehe cough! Hwhehehe phew!!!! Lmao :P

I can't remember! My forgeters working OK

Sound,s like a third opinion would be good idea Richard, sorry to hear you,ve not been feeling 100% or even 50% by sound of it :(

You take care, we,d be lost without your smiles to cheer us on bad days,

Keep Smiling though & Breathe Easy


Karen xxx :)

You've been very quiet, today - love Annie80x

Ah well there,s a very good reason fo that & as soon as have had my tea I,ll tell you all about it :) xx

Thanks for missing me annie :)


Karen xxx

Lets hear, Karen, hope its something interesting to brighten up my day or meaty!!!

Has she told you yet.Juicy gossip !

Makes a change! Ouch,that hurt.

I will not let you all down,promise

Get better soon. That's an order! :)

Lynne xx

Miss Whiplash,, has spoken,,,pay attention now king,,, hahahahahahah :)

Miss whiplash! Ooerrrrr

Ooh,ooh,ooh ,ooh lovely

You can't keep a joker down

Good luck! I had a letter from the hospital at lunchtime today, posted yesterday with a 2nd class stamp (what's going on at Royal Mail, must be on speed!), for an appointment tomorrow at 12 with someone I've never heard of and a department I'm not involved with! Phoned at 12.30, we'll ring you back, phoned again at 3, answerphone, phoned again at 5, answerphone again. Unbelievable. Libby

You must be a little confused

Did you ever get to find out what on earth was going on?! Unbelievable indeed! Take care. xxxxx

Oh dear - King. Take care. Love Annie.

My Badger is looking after me

Just the tonic then :-)

I hope it will put some fizz back into me.

Hope you feel better soon king,, :)

Hope you feel better soon I want some more jokes x

Cuddles,comfort and compassion are all I ask for, and a bit of consideration of the suffering of this man thing that we gentlemen go through when we are sick.Not too much to ask,is it?

Get well soon. Let us know how you get on xxxxx

I can't give up because I love my dog Badger

I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.

I said 'What for?'

He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor'

I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'.

I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'.

He said 'How can I help?'.

I said 'Break my arms!'

I went to the doctor the other day,

I said 'it hurts when I do that'

he said ' well don't do it'

I went to the doctor the other day,

I said 'with all the excirment of Christmas I can't sleep''

he said ' Try lying on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off'

Hope you feel much better now KingOTC :D XXX

Cheers me up to be on the receiving end.

I have lots more Tommy Cooper jokes for you whenever you need some cheer!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your a good one

Please feel well again soon King ~ Lovelight x

Just for you i will try and make a miraculous recovery.

Don't tell me King, you went out streaking at a flower show and now youv'e gone and got a chill.

You must leave this kind of thing to the young and fit yeh'

Get yourself well or not as your new GP put it. I hope the new drugs that may or may not work really do work for you king.

I guess it could be that common ailment, 'Blogitis'! The only known cure is throwing the blinkin laptop out of the highest window in the house. He He.

Your caring friend, Tony.

I live in a bungalow

Hi king sorry to hear yur that bad, hope it gets easier fir you soon, as for blogitis, seeing as how you ain't got a high widow to chuck out of, i offer to overcook it for you free of charge, how'd you like it done get well soon m8

the az man ;)

Maybe a lttle on the underside cooked well to confused

Aww I'm sorry to hear your not feeling well I love the way you keep all our spirits up with your daily tonic. Sorry I can't come up with a tonic for you but if it's any consolation for you I'll say a special prayer for you today my friend.

Just replying is tonic enough

Get well soon KOTC. Need you back to your old self (ok, less of the old).xxx

I'll soon be there

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