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Recently my wife has been calling me "rug", so today my curiosity got the better of me and I asked her "why do you keep calling me rug, is it because of the hair on my chest?"She said "no, it's because your always under my feet!"

Well I never.....

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Ravaging

😁😁😁😁

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jeanjeannie50

I love it.

I panicked when I first saw the heading 'How Rude', because I'd just given my gas and electric usage figures online to my supplier. They asked for comments and I put 'Why doesn't the man still come round to read my meters' and 'Why am I doing his job for no pay'. Then I thought oh just delete it and ignore. Thought I must have accidentally sent it!

Jean

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Andytheextransporter in reply to jeanjeannie50

😂😂😂

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Silvertail in reply to jeanjeannie50

🤣🤣🤣The sort of thing I would do.

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Valentina98

😂😂

That's made me giggle

Thanks

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Valentina98

Good 👍

Hello :-)

Well with this one I don't see it as a joke but what men do best get under our feet :-D

Might give this my Hubby as a new name so thank you yet again you do give me some good ideas :-) x

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😮😮

in reply to Andytheextransporter

To be honest I have been calling him quite a few names today which cannot repeat :-D :-) x

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Andytheextransporter in reply to

Oh dear, mind you I can think of worse things that get under your feet 😉

in reply to Andytheextransporter

I can't at the moment :-D :-) x

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Andytheextransporter in reply to

😁

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Cavalierrubie

Lol. Well l never……… Well they say the truth always hurts. 😆😂😝

What the.... 😮

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Cavalierrubie in reply to Andytheextransporter

What? What the heck!!!

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Cavalierrubie

😂😂

At least it gives you a good excuse to stay out of the kitchen 🤫

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Andytheextransporter in reply to

That's true buddy 👍

😂

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DD13

Very good.

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Mol6691

I enjoy your quips! Keep em coming 😀

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Mol6691

Masochist 😂

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Cee-Cee1

Thank you Transporter - I've woken up feeling miserable with a horrible sore throat and the sniffles and this has cheered me up no end! Carol😁

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GrannyE in reply to Cee-Cee1

There is a lot of it about at the moment. May it be of short duration

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Cee-Cee1 in reply to GrannyE

Thank you very much GrannyE, it's only just past lunchtime and I'm feeling not too bad. Actually think my half-day Thursday in work took my mind off it a bit, I spent the morning filing (which I know most people think is boring but I love it - seeing all paperwork neat and tidied away!) 😀

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Cee-Cee1

Your welcome Carol 👍

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Letsallhope1

🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it!

If you see her point give her a a high 5 from me 🤣🤣

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Letsallhope1

Will do lol

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fishface101

bit late responding but 😂😂😂

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Andytheextransporter in reply to fishface101

😁

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GrannyE

Gives you a good excuse to do your own thing without feeling guilty - you are just keeping out of her way as she would want.

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Truffles2

🤣🤣

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Truffles2

😁

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Silvertail

🤣🤪🤪

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Silvertail

😋

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HHH2017

😂😂😂 typical, I could start using that one 😉

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Andytheextransporter in reply to HHH2017

Help yourself lol

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Callie456

😁😁😁

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Hosers2

Great! More rounds on the golf course for me!

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Hosers2

FORRRRRRE

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Tudee

Does she walk all over you ? 🤣

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Andytheextransporter in reply to Tudee

Only as a special treat on Sundays

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