Well, I'm slightly late to the pet party, but he's too cute not to show off...
This is Fletcher, my parents' gorgeous cocker spaniel - I always wanted a dog as a kid, and they ALWAYS said no. As soon as they hit retirement and had no children in the house, boom, puppy paradise.
Special skills include nose bumps (in place of fist bumps), balancing envelopes on his head, and convincing humans to fawn over him.