And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, ""Do you know him?""

""Yes"", she sighed. ""He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since.""

""My God!"" I said, ""Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?""

And then the fight started...

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked ""What's on TV?""

I said, ""Dust.""

And then the fight started...

That morning I had arranged to go fishing so I went into the garage, hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out.

However, the wind was blowing 50mph and there was a torrential downpour going on so I pulled back into the garage and turned on the radio - to discover that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation.

I whispered, ""The weather out there is terrible.""

My loving wife replied, ""Yes, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"" And then the fight started...