Just thought I'd have a minor rant about being peeved that I am recieving more and more accusatory glances in A&E every time I go there when I am asked if I smoke and say No. I feel like a schoolgirl being asked if I was snoggin behind the bike sheds - and I NEVER snogged behind the bike sheds, much.
Why don't they believe I don't smoke? If I could breathe properly I'd say something cutting like: ""Oh thanks. Not only am I a fetching shade of blue but are you also saying I smell like an ashtray and have the complexion of a 90 year-old?""
Apologies to the smokers (sort of - don't get me started again) but it really makes me mad!
I DON'T FLIPPIN SMOKE!!!!! Arrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ok, I'm feeling calmer now. But does anyone else have this problem? I'm starting to get paranoid that my perfume isn't all lovely and flowery but is in fact Eau-De-Ciggy.
Much love to all. Fluffy. x x x