Feel your nose isn't sensitive enough to detect smoke, cigarette smoke, perfume, paint, Lush shops and other full-bodied and enjoyable scents?
Try MAGIC LUNGS! Guaranteed to alert you to the presence of these delightful odours before your nose can manage it, these devices have an easy-to-interpret 2-fold alarm signal combining a loud and unmistakable noise with a bonus 'Victorian womanhood' virtual corset sensation. Never again will you be unaware of the fact that someone in your vicinity is a pyromaniac, clean freak or nicotine addict.
BONUS FEATURES Depending on individual product, can also tell you when it's cold/dry/humid/damp, when you're exercising and whether a cat/dog/horse/llama has been passing.
No batteries required but alarm signal must be reset by application of inhaled salbutamol or other suitable product (not included). If alarm signal does not reset within a reasonable period of time please contact technical support immediately and quote product number.
PLEASE NOTE: This product is non-returnable and non-refundable. This will not affect your non-existent statutory rights. This product cannot be replaced. We accept no liability for any costs which may be incurred from the use of this product including but not limited to technical support costs and the disruption of your social life and/or employment.
Thank you for unintentionally purchasing this product. We hope you have a nice day.