Department of Health warning

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam.

I'll get my coat

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hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

*and breathe*

Hahaha hahaha

I think i thought that was a little too funny! *taking my coat too lol!* xx

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Our local newspaper has an article in which it tells us not to panic and finishes with this paragraph:

'Meanwhile pork served up on council menus as processed food such as burgers and sausages in schools and offices has been checked out and given a clean bill of health after council catering chiefs moved to allay any possible concerns on the part of parents, pupils or staff.'

Definitely not panicking over the swine flu. I'm panicking that the folk I voted for, actually checked out the health of a sausage.

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he he! made me laugh!!

;0)

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How do you tell if you have swine flu?

You get crackling in your ears!

Creeping silently out of the room with coat over one's head.

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What do you get if swine flu crosses with bird flu?

Well, Pigs might fly.

I'll just be going now...

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How you you treat a pig with a rash(er)?

Oinkment!

................. goes and fetches fleecey jacket..............

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My auntie's best friend's nephew's lodger* says he's got swine flu.

Think he's just telling porkies.

*a nod to all those rubbishy 'tell all' mags .

Car keys in hand...