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This time let's add four words each. No need to copy the whole shingbang every time. Just add your four words in the reply. Punctuation etc as you wish. OK?

Father Christmas blinked as ....

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he saw my mum

as she took off

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with another rockhopper penguin,

his sack was overflowing

with toys they'd nicked

....from the murky depths....

of grans dusty basement

Rudolf ,Prancer and Vixen

fainted at their audacity

... To steal toy penguins...

To give the children

1970's mechanical penguins? How

The penguins are faulty

Santa makes latest toys

for the adults to

play with, instead of

putting batteries not included

Santa's helpers worked hard

hand printing wrapping paper,

glitter,glue and ribbons

The presents looked beautiful

under the tree but,

the reindeers and santa

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saw the penguin was

unhappy so gave him

a lovely smiley face

santa's up and away

Over houses and hilltops

to the South Pole,

where he keeps his

toy workshop of course!

WAIT! shouted an elf

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as another penguin flew

overhead. What about the

candy Cains for the

children and santa's cumpas

Penguin Pete zoomed into

save the day and

santa's sleigh landed on

a hospital roof to

take all the presents

but evil pelicans waited

until all was quiet

and nicked off with

santas whisky bottle and

sat nav and map

Meanwhile, back at the

north pole, Mrs Claus

was helping the elfs

take a nice long

hot, soapy bubble bath

and she fell in

and came out looking

like a drowned rat

with false teeth missing

Wallies back in place,

santa rang her on

his mobile to say

his mobile to say

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BOOOOOH! And the penguin

chocloate bars need eating

chocloate bars need eating

penguin chocllate bars are

not all that nice

unless stored in fridge,

along with the beer

santa wants mince pies

and a drop of

single malt, but unfortunately

the elves are drunk

good job all the

toys have been delivered

otherwise disappointed disgruntled children

would be so sad

its the night before

all the elves get...

Two months paid leave

and the party's rockin'

so dont come knocking

you'll get a shock

seeing what the elves

are doing when drunk..

they went in to

santas bedroom and cut

off santas beard and

made a scary collage

of Kris Kringle in

Miracle on 34th Street

when santa woke up

he had a shock

elves stuck a beard

on mrs clause and

she rolled about, laughing

santa said you can

do it next year

do it next year

and I will give

disco dancing a try

in my birthday suit

around the north pole

for asthma UK charity

to keep it in

to keep it in

much needed research funds

the family. ""Bless me!

The doughty Mrs Claus

will dance with him

but only if she

had a good shave

Superglue being soluble, the

the elves had to

beard went but now

scrub off the beard

Mrs Clause cooked breakfast

of kippers and porridge

then they all were

busy tidying the house

before starting on next

item. Baking bread and

eating it still warm.

with jam and cream

but indigestion struck so

purely for medicinal purposes

had to take gaviscon

however, following the alcohol

had serious side effects

and they needed more

Fluids in them to

flush away all the

toxins. The naughty elves

fell about, laughing loudly

and woke the bears

from their winter sleep

santa and mrs clause

had no honey left

to give the bears

has a peace offering

Bears like olive branches

so the elves went

to steal some honey

meanwhile santa's workshop was

having a good clean

ready for next year

and recycling santa's letters

and recycling santa's letters

into fetching hats and

and the rest put

and the rest put

in his wheelie bin

the elves returned from

the elves returned from

honey stealing. Buzzed by

their work shop only

and gave santa and

big smile before going

on the lash again.

santa put a closed sign

up till next year

Santas so happy HO!

HO! HO ! HO ! HO !

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santa took his inhalers

and called a paramedic

Santa's Asthma attack was

quickly resolved so then,

he could relax until

it was time to

crack open a bottle of vino

and toast the penguins

till nice and crispy.

taste better than Turkey

and served with sprouts,

roast chestnuts and potatoes

huray! finally forgot shut

the oven door, before

santa's dog ran off

with the penguin in

it's mouth, santa wasn't

bothered he loves turkey

or a nut roast

santa and the elves

helped mrs Clause to

make their xmas special

After lunch, a walk

to the January sales

for next Xmas's presents

cloths for weight gain

and some exercise equipment

wii with wii fit,

santa wants loose weight

well lets exercise santa

HO! HO!HO! OUCH!

Santa reached to touch

Edit - to move on story.

his toes and he

split his trousers and

Mrs Clause patched and

put them away till

put them away till

he lost weight and

burned his string vest

to revamp his wardrobe

Heading off to Matalan,

for smart casual clothes

,bra for his moobs

and trendy clothes so

up to the minute,

santa wanted sports wear

then to the barbers

short back and sides,

and beard mustache shortand

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