I have a very bad allergy to the evil creature CATS. Yesterday, I went for lunch in a pub which had a reputation for very good food. They had a cat wandering around the pub, totally against Health Policy where food is served. The evil creature came towards me and I, strongly shooed it away. The Landlady took exception and I told her I hated cats and was very allergic to them. She said I should just have got up and walked away. I thought pubs were for humans not vermin.
I have reported this pub to the local Council Environment Dept who said that no animals should be in areas where food is served.