I have been thinking that all the problems ever are probably due to pred. I mean the Wars of the Roses: red and white rose what they really meant was enteric and non-enteric coated pred. Bubonic plague: those red bubos were in fact some dizzy asthmatic who had tipped her pred in her bed and the little pills stuck to her. The Great fire of London: poor chap had just been diagnosed with a wheat allergy and put on pred he had a pred head it was not his fault. Sinking of the titanic: it hit a giant non-enteric coated pred tablet. The dinosaurs were wiped out by a pred pill falling from the sky and causing brittle bones. Aztecs wiped out cos they found a bottle of pred and all got stomach ulcers. Eve did not eat an apple she took a pred pill and got all emotional.
See pred is responsible for all the ills of the earth.