You know it`s going to be a bad day when ..................
You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the motorway.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.