The rules are simple...
Take a well known Expression or Word INCLUDING foreign language ones and ... change or shift just a single letter and then give a definition for the suggestion you have provided !
On the lines of ...
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - ( French )
Honk if you're Scottish
VENI, VIDI, VISA - ( Latin )
I came, I saw, I shopped.
and more importantly ... have FUN !
Susy
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AU RENOIR - (French)
Origami masterpiece
Twizzle
Ok... this just popped into my head !
VENI, VIPI, VICI - ( Latin )
I came, I'm a Very Important Person, I conquered !
Susy
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BIS WIR WIEZER TREFFEN (German)
Till we wheeze again!
Twizzle
MANGE TOUT
-hello,I,m John Prescott.
sorry John
Ich bin ein Barliner
I,m off for a pint.
POSH MORTEM
Death Styles of the Rich and Famous
Susy
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Eat tu, Brute?""
Brutus is offered a snack.
GUTEN MORGAN (German)
Good Welsh (to you!)
Twizzle
Alf Wiedersehen (German)
See you again Alf!
Twizzle
I wandered lonely as a clod
Wordsworth,s drunken first attempt !?
SATIN WORSHIPPER
A connoisseur of fine/soft woven cloths !
Susy
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HASTE CUISINE - ( French )
Fast French food
Susy
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ACHDUNG!!
careful where you step!!!
RIGOR MORRIS ( minor )
The ( small ) car is dead !
Susy
To Whom It May Consume:
I am writing with regards to the meal we endured yesterday evening at your establishment which we had opportunity to sample yet again during the night….(!)
Twizzle
PS Sorry Susy, more than one letter!
END OF A VERA
Coronation Sreet will never be the same. Poor Jack!
Twizzle
MAZEL TON
Tons of luck
Susy
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
Susy
DON’T DRINK AND DROVE
Like the driver that was
Twizzle
The Lord of the Dance Settee
gospel songs for furniture!
(more than one letter I know!)
LOOK BEFORE YOU HEAP!
Should have gone to Specs Safers!
Twizzle
I HAVN'T GOT A GLUE WHERE I PUT IT!
Spot what I'm looking for!
Twizzle
VISA LA FRANCE
Don't leave your chateau without it !
Susy
SENTENCED TO TRANSPORTATION TO BOTANY BAY FOR WIFE
Have you noticed the amount of Aussies with big lips.
PRANKLY...My dear....!
Just Kidding...My dear!
Susy
THE LAW OF PAUSE AND EFFECT
If only I had thought...
Twizzle
PRO BOZO PUBLICO
Support your local clown !
Susy
WAR AND PIECE
The abridged too far version!
Twizzle
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI
The king is dead. No kidding !
Susy
GOOD MOANING!
..which of couse means Bonjour, courtesy of a well known TV french policeman.
Or if you are English speaking, What a damp dreary miserable morning we are having today!
Twizzle
COGITO EGGO SUM - (latin)
I think, therefore I am ... a waffle !?
Susy
A FIEND IN DEED IS A FIEND IN NEED!
Twizzle
QUE PERA SERA ! - (Spanish)
Which PEAR will it be ?
Susy
Squid Pro Quo
an exchange of Cepholopods!
'ALO- VERA!
Prince Charles on his usual intimate terms in the garden
twizzle
IT'LL BE PLANE SAILING FROM NOW ON
Ah, those sea planes again!
Twizzle
CREDIT CROUCH
The syndrome caused by pouring over bills..
twizzle
Swing Low Sweat Chariot
So that's how C Heston won the race in Ben Hur, no one would dare come near.
THE DEVIL DAY CARE
..where young mums drop off their little devils before going to work!
Twizzle
MONAGE A TROIS
I am three years old
Susy
PUT YOUR HONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
..and give the lemon a squeeze!
Twizzle
Bozo the clone !
Muck about with Test tubes !
Susy
GOD RAVE THE QUEEN
THE SLIPPED LETTER DAME
Guess who this is!
Twizzle
No, not me..!
CARNE DIEM
Seize the meat
Susy
AV IT
Great
Compost Mendis
Head full of ordure.
LADIES THAT PUNCH !
Well to do ladies with an attitude!
(so gentlemen better watch out... you have been warned)
Susy
..SO YOU ARE NOT LUNCHING ABOVE YOUR WEIGHT THEN?
Twizzle
PS I do hope this does not get like Lunch & Judy!
MEN ERG LIKE SHOES ! - (Shania Twain song)
Hard workers always being trodden on ! -
(the poor darlings work ever so hard)
sarcasm or fact.... you decide....
Susy
GRUNTS FOR ALL HOME OWNERS
APPLY NOW!
GORDON
FREEEPHONE : 0800 No. 10
grunts@gov.org.con
QUIP PRO QUO
A fast sarcastic reply
Susy
EGWINA CURRY
A favourite dish of John Major!
Twizzle
PS In the interest of balance!
LADIES THAT LYNCH !
When Punching does not do the job.... These well off women will resort to more drastic measures !!!!
Susy
LYNCH MOP
..is this why these ladies are so dangerous ?
Twizzle
MARTINI, SHAVEN NOT STIRRED
VINI VIDI VINA
I came I saw I played the Indian banjo
Susy
FEMME FATAL
-running into Susy,s ""gang"" !!
LADIES THAT MUNCH!
Is that ten sugars in your tea or twelve?!
Oh the finer things of life!
Twizzle
Hi Susy,
Where's the lady that punches & lynches?!
Hope you are OK..
Weather is glorious here....
Peter
ENNUI OLD IRON
bored scrapmetal merchants
DOCTOR, DOCTOR I KEEP WAKING UP WITH HOT SWEETS
Lucky Lucky Lucky
!
Twizzle
NOT FOR LOVE NOR HONEY !
When money is in short supply ... new sticky and sweet currency perhaps?
Susy
HONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS
But on the other hand Peanut Butter...
Twizzle
THE SHY WHO LOVES ME
Very bashful lover
Susy
WHEY IN DOUBT ?...
A Confused Dairy Product perhaps ?
Susy
Ticket To Ryde
..nice at this time of year
Twizzle
TAKE ME TO YOUR LADDER !
Martian seeks to climb the greasy pole of Government !
Susy
IS THERE WIFE ON MARS?
No, Naomi Campbell is banned from flying and besides she only has a battered boyfriend...
Twizzle
Do you promise....TO WAVE AND TO HOLD ....
Easy to do if you can multitask !!!
Susy
FROM THIS WAY FORWARD
That's if you have no sense of direction!
Twizzle
LEG END IN THE FAKING
A young David Bowie said that he thought he could 'fake' it as a rock star, but the greatest leg end has to be Sir Cliff Richard!
Twizzle
STATUS FUO
In a drunken State
Susy
A ROYAL FLASH
– Don’t think I will see one in my life time!
Twizzle
We are going to have peach even if we have to fight for it.
Riots expected as Global warming affects the harvest of fresh fruit !
Susy
Do you mean
Fight them on the peaches?
(and don't throw any away!)
Twizzle
These prices are hitting me in the packet, and costing me a pocket.
(Harder than usual times)
Twizzle
Globular Warming
-underpants are too tight!
Like a rhinescone cowboy
A Scottish sparkly floury treat for cow herders !
--- well you have your Shepherds Pie... we will have a Scone and Jam !
Susy
......scarlet Gibbons in her hair....misheard lyric!
FROM HEBE TO ETERNITY
Long journey back from worshipping Greek goddess
Susy
PATTERNITY SUIT
Designer wear for affiliation proceedings
Twizzle
Prucrastinate
Insurance company doing what they do best!
Susy
Ambulante Driver !
Fast Emergency Worker saving on fuel perhaps !
Susy
All you need is dove !
(all together now ..... )
What the Fav Four would have sang if told the world was a dirty place !
Susy
Ashen to ashes ....
When looking pale is just the start to a one way trip ... !
Susy
MAKE A WASH!
..with the Liquid Fairy
swish swash
splish splosh
squish squash
splash!
It might not come true, but it will come clean!
Twizzle
SWEAT HOME ALABAMA - Lynyrd Skynyrd classic .....almost !
Southern State's building without air conditioning !
Susy
SWEAT DREAMS
Let's not go there!
Twizzle
AEROBITS FOR BEGINNERS
Classes start for as little as £1 for 3 minutes
Twizzle
The Goof, The Bad and The Ugly
Re make of old spaghetti western ... with new actors perhaps !... suggestions welcomed !
Susy
the goof ,the bad, and the ugly
how about jim carey=the goof george clooney=the bad(yummy) and last but no means least lee evans= the ugly
GLINT EASTWARD
..with goof eye sight!
Twizzle
Hack to the future
Computer geeks with promotion prospects
Susy
Arrested for Possession of Heroine
could it be that it is a crime to be ... chivalrous now a days!
Susy
Heaving on a jet plane ... !
Fuel costs causing major impact on passengers before take offs!
Susy
NON COMP IS MENTIS
My computer is not all there!
Susy
The Lion, The Bitch and The Wardrobe
The germinator
someone that sneezes freely !
I Came,I Saw,I Conga,d
Julius Caesar dances into Britain!!
Rindercella!
lost her slass glipper
It's not just the heat, it's the humanity !
Ok I know ...two letters changed ... but close enough
Susy
DENTAL SU_GERY
(Sounds like dental thuggery!)
R'S ALSO PULLED OUT!
Twizzle
as per sign seen today
The Three Mustgetbeers !
lads night out-with swords and lovely French women!
We will fight them on the peaches""
Churchill thinking about his dessert
BRADFORD & BUNGLEY
...that's how it all went wrong!
Twizzle
That's one small step for man, one giant leak for mankind.
Well, the moon is made of cheese!
We all live in a fellow submarine ... a fellow submarine ..
The cold war is over and we are all friend now ! or is it that
The navy is full of collage graduates now ? ....
Susy
Tie a yellow Gibbon round the old oak tree....etc
I wanna cold your hand
GORDON BLOWN
it!
Twizzle
PS His finest hour tonight, or his worst ever...
Gordon Brown.....texture like sun..
GORDON GROWN
up to the task? Let's hope so...
Twizzle
GORDON BRAWN
..the super hero!
Twizzle
Godon brown!
more like the pooper hero!
whats the fascination with gordon brown hey boys?
..it's more of a farce-in-the-nation!
'GOR'-DEN BROWN! (phonetically)
The new expclamation when your building society disappears or waist-line increases without reason..
!
Twizzle
(bit out dated 'Gordon Bennet')
or could it be
GOD-WORN BROWN
..here he comes with the financial law tablets from the high mountain again!!
Twizzle
Gordon Broon
-och ma bawb and jings!!
AL'ISFAIR DARLING
The impartial Chancellor
...as in it's all fair tax and credits, darling...
!
Twizzle
JOHN PRESHOTT
Forever remembered for that punch!
Twizzle
TONY BLAIM
(Iraq)
Twizzle
Tory Blair
More true than fiction!
- just following the current topic chain!
Susy
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, Et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades - (Latin)
If you can read this bumper sticker, You are both very well educated and much too close
ok .. I know more than one letter has been ""slipped"" but .... If I cannot cheat ... who can?!!!
Susy
ePay
..are we now paying for the internet boom, with billions spent via credit?!!
Twizzle
Rational Anthem
Perhaps what AUK's Moderators' sing?
Susy
Big Bun
McDonalds have opened a franchise in the palace of Westminster.
BIG BIN
This is wear they keep the money at the Bank Of England
Twizzle
Barack Osama
as McCain/Palin would have us believe
switching to relvar from pulmicort
adrenal insufficiency 
Traveling to France and Germany
Predisolone and cataracts
steroid inhaler and cataracts
