Let's do another fun game!!! It's easy.. just finish the person's sentence and don't finish your sentence so the next poster can fill it in!!
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Finish The Sentence"" Game: Let's do... - Asthma Community ...
Finish The Sentence"" Game
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this morning. Yet again
it had no charge so ............
I plugged it into the .....................
the electrical socket and then it ..........
only to find that...............
there was no .......
power! So I ........
Rubbed my head............
which made my ............
hair stand on end and ........
gave me a brainwave ......
ah lets try...
flip this switch....
here, but then everything went dark and ........................
there was this slight smell of burning. What .........
ever had tripped the power supply ..........
was lurking in the....
shrubbery. A soft growl came through the darkness...
and there was a scent in the air, similar to
honeysuclke on a warm summers evening......
but then I heard the growl again, it was......................
my tummy, I had forgotten to lead lunch...............
so I went into the kitchen but ............
but could not find the ............
fridge. I wandered helplessly ..........
around & then I saw some.......................
papers on the table. Could this be ........
the letter I had been waiting for from..........................
Tesco Direct. It said - Your fridge...
Is not in stock. Do you.................
want to choose another one or.......................................
adopt a penguin. Your.........
fridge would take 3 weeks to deliver whereas your penguin could be with you in .......
next to no time. Carrying a coolbox full of...
Frozen herring. Now, it just so happens that I .........
knew how to cook..........
almost everything, but .........
not when it comes to.....
Herring. Can I have some ................
Help please with this herring........
or I will end up throwing it out of the .................................................
Bath water its so......i
nasty. Couldn't I have some nice ...........
...fava beans with a little Chianti? But the penguin...
was over heating
and starting to ............
burn over onto the kitchen...
below. Oh no, now the neighbours will be angry even though last week their polar bear...
climbed the wall into my garden & .......................................
ate all my garden gnomes. I was going to get an ASBO for the polar bear but...
he had already got one for that time he ........................................
roasted the grey squirel on the BBQ............................
and it doesn't bother him in the least. In fact, he ..........
collects ASBOS like he picks up.......................................
the shopping in the local high street shopping market, where...
everybody calls him 'Sir' and .............
& he wears a top hat with his ........................................
white tie and tails. 'Fred' likes to tap-dance, so the police...
close the road, charge everybody a fiver to watch and then split the proceeds with .............
the local druggies. then they go home to...
watch Britains got talent & then they decide to ...................................
apply to go on the programme because they're just great at ...........
hula hooping to bon jovi whilst.......
juggling with fire. Sometimes...
they follow up with a little sword swallowing or ..............
Changing film in the local speed camera.......................
to see what idiot drivers their neighbours....
goldfish have become. At the same time however,
they hold hands, chant mysteriously and ...........
eat sausages on sticks when there's an E in the month. Putting their feet on..
the seats when they know their mother told them not to do that and ...........
finish
The squirel ran away into the bin and..............
hid where he could finish eating his nuts in peace until the naughty ...
polar bear returned a roasted him and his nuts and ate him for tea. However, the squirrel was clever...
using the power of science he'd duplicated himself and it was the duplicate that was eaten. Jumping onto a handy...
motorbike he made a bid for freedom, shouting ..........
see you all next year, and eat lots of strawberries!!!
and cream and drinking champagne.......
but he was so busy looking over his shoulder and shouting that he ........
fell off and had to go to Costa, where he met his friend .......
who was recovering from a ..........
very severe patch of sunburn...
which he got from sitting in the garden without his factor 50. It wasn't the first time he'd been there, only last week he .........
drank so much coffee with his strawberries that he started levitating and...
like Icarus, he got too close to the sun and got a bit...
retro and started singing ""Blinded By The Light"".......................
which got him a recording contract with ........
u2 at pears and peaches studios. the only problem was that they then asked him to....
line dance at O2 arena whilst Dolly Parton sang.....
and he was so overawed by the occasion that he .........
got overexcited and started throwing things at Dolly Parton. Unfortunately his aim was rubbish and he hit...
the security officer who then shouted ......
get out of my pub, you lazy, useless ....
rodent, and take those nuts with you. The squirrel was so ashamed that .......
he hid his nuts and ran...
out into the night in tears. He was so up set that he didn't look where he was going and........
ran onto the train track as the 19.50 service to paddington was due to come past, people screamed....
get off the track but there shouts and screams could not be heard due to the roar of the train so someone ........
called for Superman who dived in and got him off the track just in time. Then someone noticed...
that Superman was having a 'wardrobe malfunction'. In his haste to get to the scene he'd ..........
actually managed to put his pants on UNDER his trousers! The squirrel was very confused...
and asked for proof of ID but Superman ............
smiled then he flew away to.....
adjust his clothing and .........
hide his blushes behind his cheeky grin, whilst scrambling out through the door forgetting his ....
handbag. This was a disaster because the bag contained..........
his wallet and other vital items such as......
his anti-Kryptonite inhaler, his iPhone and some manscara (for public appearances). He'd also lost...
his nebuflyer which gives him supersonic speeds.......
to fly across the sky like rays of light and...
convince a lot of people that UFOs really exist. He was devastated by the loss and ....
nipped into the NHS24 centre to borrow one. Making for the door at the same time was a small wizened man who stuck out his bony elbows, saying ""Shift over! Never heard of a queue?""....
Yes"" said Superman ""but I don't believe in them"" as he picked the little man up and ...........
put down to one side he then went to help sort out the modulator a very complex circuit board to........
see what wires he could cut, the red or white or blue ones which were staring at him from....
under the table. Unable to make up his mind he .......
closed his eyes took a deep breath and then decided to cut the red wire, oh no it started to grumble then.....
grumble even louder and louder, he knew he made the wrong choice, he quickly cut the blue wire as well before....
deciding that if a thing is worth doing it's worth overdoing, and cutting the last wire. He shut his eyes and .........
deciding that if a thing is worth doing it's worth overdoing, and cutting the last wire. He shut his eyes and .........
held his breath for a little while then all of a sudden the grumble........
stopped. There was slience for several seconds and then ..........
Superman's stomach rumbled. He'd been so distracted that morning...
he had forgotten he had not eaten since yesterday lunchtime! so he went over to...
the WRVS hospital canteen, where some lovely old ladies gave him...
a fiendishly hot chicken curry. Superman gulped it down...
and started gasping for breath. As it happened, two nurses were just passing and .....
seeing the poor man suffer, got him a glass of water. Taking time to recover, his attention was caught by the appearance of a...
helicopter hovering overhead, which came down and landed just by the....
poor man and then the men suited in orange approached the.....
poor man and then the men suited in orange approached the.....
poor man and said "" Fancy a ride down to the....
beach where we can soak up the sun, build sandcastles and ...
chase crabs across the sand until....
it gets dark, when we can go and eat .........
and get totally................
into watching television and.........
watch jedward on eurovision in our eurovison parties 
whilst the children play in the...
garden with the dog and....
children chased around playing with the..........
dog before getting out the football and....
they kicked the football around until the dog.......
took one huge bite and deflated the ball 
ending their short lived fun game for the day. instead they played tennis after eating ice-cream and then . . .
they went for a walk into the woods where...........
they came across some squirrels, who were....
talking to some rabbits...
and having an interesting conversation about....
some marshmallow mushrooms they bought in the...
local herbalist shop to go into their soup dish they were cooking...
and eating that night after....
they danced as the musicians played..........
the cancan. They were very surprised when the delinquent polar bear who collected ASBOs suddenly appeared in handcuffs and joined in, singing...
'oh I do like to be beside the seaside...'
once they finished singing they then went to have fish and chips and...........
werent happy they couldnt get to finish them as birds flew down and pecked at the last of their fish, before flying away with ripped paper between their beaks, flapping their wings over . . .
a crescent moon and on into the .....
midnight air, lit up by a thousand night lites that were crystal stars with not a cloud ...
in the night sky the moon brightly shone.......
a brilliant blue. That's odd, thought a passing astronaut...
from Mars, 'didn't think I was so close to the moon'. But then he realised his helmet was distorting the colour and it was actually green, so he headed closer to see if he could get some cheese and...
as he got nearer he realised that he was completeley drenched in something very green and very gooey and slimey, so he took off all his clothes, but then he saw that underneath he was all...
covered in the same stuff and was unable too get it off because...
the green sticky stuff was really chewing gum. It was flavoured like green apples. The only way to get the chewing gum of was to...
jump into a bath of ice, wait for the gum to freeze then peel it off. On the other hand...
one coulg jump in a furnace, wait of it melt and then shake it off. in the end he decided to...
leave it on as he looked in a mirror and thought it suited him so...
he decided to go and visit............
specsavers for an eye test and they gave him his glasses under the BOGOF offer, which he was....
WRVS shop at the local Costa at a rip off price...............
surprised at as he thought he was in................
Sainsburys buying bread but...
instead of bread he found that he had a packet of donuts in his basket he decided that he would use the donuts to...
play a game of skittles in the local bowling alley with his good friends Tin-Tin and Yogi Bear until . . .
Yogi spots a picnic basket and runs after it, unfortunately ....
his shoe laces where too ...............
loose, his shoes come flying off and land half way into the ...
picnic area where...
Instead of the usual picnic tables there was a merry go round horse. He got on the horse and...
spun round so quickly his false teeth flew out and hit a........
Policeman on the head and he said............
I am a policeman not a dentist...if you do that again I will
arrest you for assault and...........
battery with a deadly denture, the man replied.....
Mass o' chew sets"", sang the Bee Gees who popped in unexpectedly...
for a coffee and cake then they...........
developed a saturday night fever and had to go to...
New York, where there was a Mining Disaster. But it wasn't the Tragedy it seemed at first. Everyone was Stayin' Alive, although some of them were suffering from Night Fever and needed a Holiday. As it was the First of May they went ....
(ran out of titles - just as well, really!)
dancing along the paths within the trees, where...
they met a panda who looked very much like a kung foo panda...he took them by the hands and led them too a magic fountain. Instead of water coming out of the fountain it was...
Champagne. They all had several gallons and got totally blotto, fell over and started seeing pink elephants. The pink elephants weren't best pleased to be disturbed and they ............
quickly shied away behind a screen of bamboo fencing where .....
some grey elephants were who couldn't believe what they were seeing and decided to.....
paint the pink elephants grey but the pink elephants jumped on somer roller skates and...
started dancing to Ravel's Bolero. The grey elephants, who were massive Torville and Dean fans, stood in silence for a few minutes, then .........
joined in but the neighbours were unhappy about the noise so.....
went over to complain, but couldnt get any sense - if you cant beat them join them. so they joined in the...
joined in the mad rumpus which was so huge it caused a crack in the ground, it split so wide that one of the elephants fell through and found itself...
in the sewers below! the fire service was called by the circus performers and everyone crowded around looking down the cracks made by the elephants who looked up at them scared whilst . . .
the fireman tried squirting the elephants out of the sewers, the cheeky elephants squirted them back, so the fireman got out a giant trampoline and...
did a comedy trampoline act to make the elephants laugh in the hope that they would be easier to handle but.....
all that happened was that they fell into the hole as well. Finding themselves stuck at the bottom they decided to form an elephant pyramid so that they could escape but the elephants ......
collapsed the pyramid, silly elephants!! they tried a second time with success. they then all managed to get out of the hole everyone . . .
wanted a do-nut to celebrate as do-nuts are elephants favourite food. But the donut shop was shut, the elephants in despiration decided that they would...
wander off down the street of shops to see if they could find local celebrity jamie oliver to make their favourite do-nut . . .
but he wasn't there and they had to make do with Heston Blumental instead. As always, he wanted to make the perfect do-nut and mucked around for 3 days tasting and testing until ...........
he produced a sparkly, jammy, steam producing chocolate donut, the size of a tractor wheel which the elephants were not sure about but ate any way...the elephants were so happy that they....
raised their trunks and...........
do the macarena, singing along as they did. Their knowledge of Spanish surprised everyone watching, and...
the elephants thought it would good to learn German too. So they went to night classes at their local college but.....
decided to join the belly dancing class where they....................
danced and danced until they felt sick with dizziness. Then they all went down the pub for a few bevvies but when they got there.....
found it was pub quiz night. Deciding to enter they called their team...
trunktastic they managed to..........
win but the prize was a weekend at the zoo so......
they swapped it for the second prize which was a ride in a hotair balloon. One of the elephants jumped in the basket and
the balloon wouldn't rise because he was so heavy, so he let a mouse take his place but.....
the mouse frightened the other elephants so much that they....
all ran away home and the mouse went up, up up and away he floated over the city, over the river until...
he reached the mountains where..........
the balloon burst and the mouse ended up in the river but he was rescued by a......
super speed boat owned by a mouse loving russian called...
Ivan who took the mouse home and gave him some cheese and a place to sleep, but in the morning....
the cheese had a very strange affect on Ivan and he had turned into...
a dragon. This was a massive problem as he no longer fitted into his house - or his speed boat, and...
Heston Blumenthal and invented a new recipe for....
then he spotted a bottle the tag read drink me so...........
he took a drink and then another and another until he......
felt a funny tingling sensation all over and began to notice...
that he couldn't feel his legs so.....
he decided to do a handstand and started to walk on his hands...because his nose was so close the floor he noticed a little trap door in the floor he opened the trap door and...
a hand came out...
And grabbed him..
and pulled him down, down, into a mysterious...
deep dark hole where an old cow sat munching a beanstalk. The cow...
said ""Watcha mate! Fancy a bite? Then broke into a song which sounded like.....
I got a brand new beanstalk and I feel so good
It tastes a lot better than I thought it would
It takes a lot of chewing an' I'm plumb outa breath
But for a taste of heaven, I'm gonna chew it to death.
( with apologies to R. Orbison)
Meanwhile...
All hell was breaking loose in the cattery where Felix was.....
holding court, saying, ""there's a brand new...
Tom cat in here and I don't like him. I wish he would just......
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