A little Ditty about raining on ""Kat and Dog.

Katina & Lottie went for a trot down by the River Wye,whilst Lottie had a widdle, the sky did piddle,

Oh Why, oh why, oh why?

The ground is now boggy and Lottie is all soggy,

Oh why, oh why, oh why?

Homeward they trot, soggy and hot.

Oh why, oh why, oh why?

Bathroom is bound for Lottie the smelly hound.

Oh why, oh why, oh why?

So somebody please explain to me, that when Lottie is squiffy, she is sorted in a jiffy, and I am left to drip dry?

PS: Hubby lovingly bathed and towelled down Lottie Daxie Dog down, put the fire on for her, and after I sorted out soggy boots, floors, bathrooms etc I got showered some 2 hours later. Should have be born Lottie.!

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Aw.. poor Kat. xox

On the other hand, good for you on clearing up with no asthma effects. (cross fingers).

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What you need, Katina, is a cold wet nose, and here's how you might get one:-

The J Winalot diet!

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive

care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from Sainsbury's!

Better watch what you ask retired people, they have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

J Winalot