Me: I'm going to share my germs with you!
Hubby: what germs?
me: I have a cold
hubby: I hadn't noticed
me: really? ive been coughing and blowing my nose for the last couple of days!
hubby: well you're a severe asthmatic you're always coughing and have a runny nose, im surprised you can tell the difference!
me: how rude!
oh dear......you know you're an asthmatic when you are ill so often the hubby stops noticing! lol