Sorry for this random rant. I have now been kept awake for three nights by the same little old lady. I know she can't help it but she never even stops to take a breath. I also didn't realise that someone so small and frail could have so much volume and stamina. I AM GOING NUTS!!!!!
Doctors tell you to rest. They have clearly never tried to do this on a ward!!!
Any amusing little tales of temporary insanity caused by lack of sleep or general strangeness experienced by others in hospital would be greatly appreciated. I need to know that I am not the only one that has ever reached cracking point during a period in hospital.
Many thanks in advance people.