Don't bother commenting or inquiring on the why I would even bother writing this post. No, this post is for me. It's mine, to do with as I please, and I'm just here to have a private, and OBVIOUSLY normal conversation with myself.
Me: Hey
Also me: Hey...
Me: What's up? Ya-ya good?
Also me: Yeah, I'm cool.
Me: You sure?
Also me: Damnit! Buy me lobster or shove off!
Me: Blood hell! Now I want some lobster. Hope you're proud of yourself.
Also me: I'm telling you nothing!
Me: I know about the grassy gnoll.
Also me: -gasps-
Me: I also know the butler was involved.
Also me: -double gasps-
Me: I also know that the readers think this is actually going somewhere.
Also me: -Maniacle laughter stretches and fades into oblivion-