Hey everyone.. I need a laugh.. tell me your best joke/pun that you know right now please join in !!! Annnnd GO!
Laughter is the best medicine... 😆 - Anxiety and Depre...
Laughter is the best medicine... 😆
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Here's a true story that happened when my daughter was about 10 years old.
One night as she was doing homework, I was washing my hair in the kitchen sink
when she yelled out from the dining room "mom what does virgin mean". My stomach
dropped and I thought, of all times to hit me with a question about the birds and bees.
I thought for a moment and quickly called out "I hope it's what you are". *Figuring I'll
sit down with her later and have a talk.
Without a missed beat, she yells back to me, "No, not virgin, I know what that is"
"I mean version" Oh happy days 
From that time on, every time I wash my hair,
that thought pops into my mind and brings me a smile.
Life isn't always about being serious, sometimes we just need to embrace the laughter
it can bring. xx
in reply to Agora1
Haha!!! Love this story thank you for sharing!
Oh how great ha ha. x
Agora1,
Reminds me of a funny story. Companies that have “obscene” words in their email(s) are instantly scanned, yanked and reprimanded.
Once the State of Virginia implemented this system. Well the mail servers instantly got overloaded and overwhelmed ‘flagging’ emails considered obscene.
Virginia contains “virgin” in it. And ka-bang... everyone got flagged! That actually made me laugh.
-MZ ❤️
That is hilarious....good one.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonkey.
The 7 dwarves were in the bath feeling happy. Happy got out so they felt grumpy. x
in reply to hypercat54
🤣 thanks!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside. Let me in!
in reply to MrZee
Hehehehe !!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel! 😝
sweetiepye in reply to
Lovey it.
Doctor doctor I’ve got terrible wind can you give me something.....yes said dr I can prescribe you a kite 🤪
in reply to Sillysausage234
🤣 I knew you would have some jokes !
Sillysausage234 in reply to
I’m going to bed will have a think tomorrow....goodnight 😊
Oh dear that's terrible! 😀🤣 x
She was on the bridge at midnight
Her legs were all a quiver
She gave a cough and one fell off
And floated down the river.
in reply to hypercat54
Hahahaha love this one !!!
hypercat54 in reply to
Under the spreading chestnut bow
A young milkmaid sat milking a cow
Along came the farmer and gave her the sack
So she turned the cow over and poured the milk back.
in reply to hypercat54
🤣 omgggg This one has got me
Mobile mobile in my hand
Who is the sexiest in the land
Mobile laughed and gave a grunt
Well it isn't you, you ugly ****
in reply to hypercat54
🤣
hypercat54 in reply to
If you want a very rude one I can't post here pm me. x
in reply to hypercat54
Always!
🤣🤣🤣
Now now... you meant “ blunt”.... hey, you should be punished .... ( ok... a sick attempt at humor... something very much needed hypercat54.... ROTF
Doctor doctor I keep thinking I’m a pair of curtains...........oh jeez you need to pull yourself together 😀....bye
in reply to Sillysausage234
😆
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
A man walked into the zoo. In the entire zoo the only animal was just one dog . It was a Shitzu !
Rhubarb Ted
I knew a funny little man
His name was Rhubard Ted;
They called him that because he wore
Rhubarb on his head.
I’d grown so used to this strange sight;
The cause I did not seek;
But then one day to my surprise
I saw he wore a leek.
I asked him if he’d please explain
And let me know the reason;
He said “I’m wearing leek because,
Rhubarb’s out of season!”
Ann O’Connor
in reply to hypercat54
Loool aw Teddy!
A keeper
A cute poem from my childhood...
Eletelephony
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
in reply to MrZee
Awww love it !! Making me smile
I remember this one , still love it.
When I was a kid we had a children’s book that has that poem. I wish I still had that book. 😊
Great Idea!!! Here goes...Knock Knock...
in reply to Want2BHappy3
Who’s there?
1: Knock knock
2: Who’s there?
1: The interrupting sheep
2: The interrupting shee..............
1: BAAA !!!
Smile and stay well! Pass it forward !X
in reply to debindurham
🤣 love it thanks for making me smile
Not so much of a joke - but something to lift hearts from Spike Milligan
Smiling is infectious
You catch it like the flu
When someone smiled at me today
I started smiling too
I walked around the corner
And someone saw me grin
When he smiled I realised
I had passed it on to him
I thought about the smile
And then realised its worth
A single smile like mine
Could travel round the earth
So if you feel a smile begin
Don’t leave it undetected
Start an epidemic
And get the world infected
Want2BHappy3 in reply to
Your right, I’m out there only if I need too I’m a at Risk Senior not seeing any Smiles😊. I get it, I’ve been watching things that make me Smile or Laugh. And doing things for others giving sanitizer or food to Seniors and Family members, that makes Me feel Good😊. I’m Struggling myself thinking what’s going to kill me First the Stress about the Virus or the Virus itself??? 🙏🙏🙏
in reply to Want2BHappy3
💕
I've had the same thought and then decided I'll die in my bed of old old age.
in reply to
This lovely thanks for sharing
My husband told me why people bought so much toilet paper--to wrap themselves in it so no one would come near them.
in reply to Junella
🤣 loool he might be right
Hi Hope the blessing from pandora's boxx
Hope your not Blond
What do you call a blond with an IQ of more than 1
Pregnant
x
in reply to
Lol
in reply to
Hi Hope springs eternal
I just wanted to say I really like that picture
there is something quite compelling about such expression with silence
Peace and good Karma to you
MaxV4 x
fauxartist in reply to
I love blond jokes, was one most of my young life....now it's the silver white or the bottle blond....I'm good with 'o naturel'....
Husband and wife sitting together, he turns and says did you say something?
She replies That was 2 weeks ago!!!
in reply to san_ray70
🤣 that’s me and my husband 😝
in reply to
2 weeks he obviously needs better reading materiial
x
sweetiepye in reply to
same here
how do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
He leaves his footprints in the jello.....
in reply to fauxartist
Cuteee! Although this week I’ve only just noticed how small our freezer actually is .. why did nobody tell me 🤔
Whats green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
A frog in a blender....
* was a joke our 6 year old told us so please PETA friends forgive me.
in reply to fauxartist
🤦♀️😂
in reply to fauxartist
Lmaoooo 🤣 risky!
Love this idea. Unfortunately I am not a comedian but I love to hear and read others jokes.
Too me the toilet paper disappearing out of the stores is funny., 😁
It would not be funny if you get a funny tummy!!!!!
I through a boomerang a few years ago... now I live in constant fear.
in reply to
that is very amusing a guys approach to sensible just cant stop throwing it away
what do you call a brunet sandwiched between 2 blonds
an interpreter
x
That's about my speed. Thanks !
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