It was an article from the New York Post that a few of you liked (Brother K!)
So, low and behold (is that an outdated phrase?)
The Post just published another gem:
“Very little is known about these animals in the wild,” Florida herpetologist Coleman Sheehy said.
Austin Prechtel
Colloquially known as a “penis snake” due to its phallic countenance, this noodle-shaped creature hunts by using a pair of face tentacles to detect snails, lizards and other prey.
Thankfully, despite growing up to 5 feet long, this creature doesn’t pose a threat to humans.
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That looks like an intestinal parasite that crawled out of the back end of a gorilla. I think I had a few smaller ones get away from me last week.
Just say’in ….
….prolly running from my hungry cancer tumors.
Btw, your penis fish was one of the most popular threads “ ever “ here on the group. I hope Darryl cuts us some mercy / slack taking that into consideration.
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Tharze been such a truck load of dismal Debbie Downer here lately …. I think all of us need some comic relief. I know I do …
Well I hope you don’ t fall into that truck load and smother between two of debbies’ coconut covered chocolate snowballs.
I just had a 2” X 3” tissue paper thin , salted, piece of dried Japanese seaweed …. a rice cracker … and 6 rock hard ..half inch “ rounds “ of some ….so called “ cheddar “ cheese crisps…. and I’m stuffed. Woooooweeee , couldn’t eat another bite. ☹️
I stick by what I said 100% in that other conversation buddy.
Welp a year ago you were clean ….here it is a year later and you are still clean …. coming off adt it doesn’t get any better than that. Hold your breath , kiss that lucky rabbits foot ( kiss your wife first ) and cross your fingers that it holds for a few more years … maybe forever ….you might have “ been lucky “ yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. Sounds good to me.
I rarely post here, but I can't let this go by. A few of you might know that in "real" life, I am a herpetologist and spent most of my life studying amphibians (mostly tadpoles). So then...
that animal is NOT a snake. Snakes are reptiles. It is instead a limbless amphibian known as a caecilian. They are a fascinating group of burrowing amphibians that normally only occur in wet tropical parts of the word. The biomechanics of who they move is not like the biomechanic of the penis. So that is a poor analogy.
Also, as an aside (since we are talking about sex and amphibians, human sperm do not swim like tadpoles. [But I've save that rambling rant for another time.]
Hmm... Don't think it provides any relevant cure. However, remember that "laughter is the best medicine":
"Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain".
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Help me understand my dad's bone scan, please!!
New on this forum, need help for my Dad please
Xtandi wiping me out.
Fatiqued and wiped out feeling
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